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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Mar 6, 2021
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Mar 6, 2021
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Feb 27, 2021
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Feb 27, 2021
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Zakia
Guest
Feb 20, 2021
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Feb 16, 2021
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Feb 15, 2021
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Feb 15, 2021
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Feb 14, 2021
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Nahida
Guest
Feb 8, 2021
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Feb 4, 2021
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Rabia
Guest
Feb 2, 2021
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Feb 1, 2021
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jan 30, 2021
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Abdullah
Guest
Jan 24, 2021
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jan 23, 2021
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Bahati
Guest
Jan 21, 2021
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Maimuna
Guest
Jan 18, 2021
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jan 5, 2021
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Selemani
Guest
Jan 4, 2021
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Jamal
Guest
Dec 25, 2020
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Husna
Guest
Dec 22, 2020
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Mwajabu
Guest
Dec 20, 2020
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Jabir
Guest
Dec 17, 2020
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Halima
Guest
Dec 13, 2020
😁 This just made my day!
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Dec 8, 2020
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Dec 7, 2020
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Nov 29, 2020
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Nov 16, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Grace Minja
Guest
Nov 15, 2020
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Nov 9, 2020
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Grace Minja
Guest
Nov 6, 2020
😆 This one really got me!
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Sumaya
Guest
Nov 3, 2020
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Kahina
Guest
Nov 2, 2020
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Baridi
Guest
Oct 30, 2020
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Samuel Were
Guest
Oct 24, 2020
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Mwafirika
Guest
Oct 23, 2020
😄 Perfect joke!
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Oct 11, 2020
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Oct 1, 2020
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Sep 28, 2020
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Rahim
Guest
Sep 25, 2020
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Sep 7, 2020
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Sep 2, 2020
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Aug 29, 2020
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Mwajabu
Guest
Aug 27, 2020
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Aug 17, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Neema
Guest
Aug 14, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Sarafina
Guest
Aug 13, 2020
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Ramadhan
Guest
Aug 13, 2020
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Aug 11, 2020
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Aug 4, 2020
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jul 26, 2020
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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John Kamande
Guest
Jul 21, 2020
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jul 17, 2020
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Amina
Guest
Jul 16, 2020
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Zubeida
Guest
Jul 13, 2020
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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George Mallya
Guest
Jun 21, 2020
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Sumaya
Guest
Jun 10, 2020
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
