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Elizabeth Malima
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Dec 19, 2020
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Sarah Karani
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Dec 18, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Fatuma
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Dec 12, 2020
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Nasra
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Dec 10, 2020
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Sarah Mbise
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Dec 6, 2020
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Francis Mrope
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Nov 29, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Rose Kiwanga
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Nov 26, 2020
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Mazrui
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Nov 21, 2020
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Josephine
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Nov 16, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Alex Nyamweya
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Nov 5, 2020
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Oct 28, 2020
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Mwinyi
Guest
Oct 26, 2020
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Oct 19, 2020
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Khalifa
Guest
Oct 13, 2020
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Raha
Guest
Oct 10, 2020
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Sultan
Guest
Oct 9, 2020
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Abdullah
Guest
Sep 30, 2020
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Mjaka
Guest
Sep 29, 2020
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Mwafirika
Guest
Sep 26, 2020
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Neema
Guest
Sep 23, 2020
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Neema
Guest
Sep 17, 2020
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Daudi
Guest
Sep 17, 2020
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Sep 9, 2020
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Mwinyi
Guest
Sep 5, 2020
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Aug 30, 2020
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Ramadhan
Guest
Aug 19, 2020
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Aug 18, 2020
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Aug 9, 2020
😁 This made my day!
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David Chacha
Guest
Aug 9, 2020
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Aug 8, 2020
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Wande
Guest
Aug 5, 2020
😂 I’m dying!
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Aug 4, 2020
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Arifa
Guest
Aug 4, 2020
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Shamim
Guest
Jul 20, 2020
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jul 4, 2020
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Daniel Obura
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Jul 2, 2020
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Bakari
Guest
Jun 24, 2020
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Fadhila
Guest
Jun 23, 2020
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Samuel Were
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Jun 16, 2020
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Jun 16, 2020
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jun 9, 2020
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jun 4, 2020
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
May 27, 2020
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
May 3, 2020
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Apr 27, 2020
😄 Perfect joke!
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Apr 26, 2020
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Mchuma
Guest
Apr 25, 2020
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Apr 16, 2020
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Juma
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Mar 29, 2020
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Masika
Guest
Mar 26, 2020
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Mar 24, 2020
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Esther Nyambura
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Mar 24, 2020
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Shabani
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Mar 23, 2020
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Mar 16, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Mar 15, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Mar 15, 2020
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Anna Malela
Guest
Mar 6, 2020
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Mar 6, 2020
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
