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Samson Mahiga
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Nov 25, 2020
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Furaha
Guest
Nov 15, 2020
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Khamis
Guest
Nov 12, 2020
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Omar
Guest
Oct 30, 2020
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Nassor
Guest
Oct 22, 2020
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Oct 16, 2020
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Maimuna
Guest
Sep 30, 2020
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Mwanais
Guest
Sep 27, 2020
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Sep 21, 2020
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Sep 15, 2020
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Sep 13, 2020
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Amir
Guest
Sep 10, 2020
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Sep 6, 2020
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Sep 5, 2020
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Sep 2, 2020
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Jabir
Guest
Aug 30, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Robert Okello
Guest
Aug 29, 2020
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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David Kawawa
Guest
Aug 26, 2020
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Shani
Guest
Aug 26, 2020
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Kheri
Guest
Aug 24, 2020
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Nasra
Guest
Aug 20, 2020
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Daudi
Guest
Aug 11, 2020
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Aug 6, 2020
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Aug 4, 2020
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Abdillah
Guest
Aug 2, 2020
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Biashara
Guest
Jul 30, 2020
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jul 25, 2020
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Nchi
Guest
Jul 23, 2020
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Bahati
Guest
Jul 20, 2020
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Khatib
Guest
Jul 12, 2020
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jul 8, 2020
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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John Lissu
Guest
Jun 29, 2020
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jun 25, 2020
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jun 15, 2020
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jun 13, 2020
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
May 28, 2020
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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David Kawawa
Guest
May 27, 2020
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
May 20, 2020
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
May 6, 2020
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Apr 27, 2020
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Salma
Guest
Apr 24, 2020
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Asha
Guest
Apr 23, 2020
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Tabu
Guest
Apr 20, 2020
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Apr 18, 2020
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Apr 11, 2020
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Apr 5, 2020
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Kheri
Guest
Mar 31, 2020
😂 Sharing right away!
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Juma
Guest
Mar 26, 2020
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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John Lissu
Guest
Mar 22, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Mar 16, 2020
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Rahim
Guest
Mar 13, 2020
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Nchi
Guest
Feb 29, 2020
😄 You got me!
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Feb 23, 2020
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Samuel Were
Guest
Feb 20, 2020
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Mwagonda
Guest
Feb 11, 2020
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Mustafa
Guest
Feb 5, 2020
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Jafari
Guest
Feb 2, 2020
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Kheri
Guest
Jan 28, 2020
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Jan 12, 2020
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
