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Josephine Nekesa
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Apr 2, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Mwanaisha
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Mar 30, 2021
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Nassar
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Mar 26, 2021
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Maimuna
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Mar 25, 2021
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Grace Minja
Guest
Mar 11, 2021
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Bahati
Guest
Mar 9, 2021
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Sarah Mbise
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Mar 7, 2021
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Joyce Nkya
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Mar 5, 2021
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Peter Tibaijuka
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Feb 17, 2021
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Alice Mwikali
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Feb 15, 2021
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Mwafirika
Guest
Feb 11, 2021
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Arifa
Guest
Feb 9, 2021
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Mchuma
Guest
Feb 9, 2021
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Stephen Kikwete
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Feb 3, 2021
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Victor Malima
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Jan 24, 2021
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Mary Kendi
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Jan 18, 2021
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Bernard Oduor
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Jan 9, 2021
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Faiza
Guest
Jan 3, 2021
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Shukuru
Guest
Dec 31, 2020
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Sofia
Guest
Dec 30, 2020
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Dec 16, 2020
😂 Sharing right away!
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Ann Awino
Guest
Dec 14, 2020
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Bahati
Guest
Dec 14, 2020
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Anna Malela
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Dec 12, 2020
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Athumani
Guest
Dec 8, 2020
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Dec 7, 2020
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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George Mallya
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Dec 5, 2020
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Janet Sumari
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Nov 28, 2020
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Nov 20, 2020
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Nov 19, 2020
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Nov 18, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Nov 10, 2020
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Mwafirika
Guest
Nov 4, 2020
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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David Sokoine
Guest
Nov 1, 2020
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Oct 29, 2020
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Oct 28, 2020
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Latifa
Guest
Oct 27, 2020
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Furaha
Guest
Oct 14, 2020
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Oct 8, 2020
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Masika
Guest
Oct 6, 2020
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Oct 4, 2020
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Kevin Maina
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Sep 16, 2020
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Sep 16, 2020
🤣 Sending this now!
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Sep 15, 2020
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Mwinyi
Guest
Sep 5, 2020
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Aug 24, 2020
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Neema
Guest
Aug 23, 2020
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Aug 17, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Sultan
Guest
Aug 15, 2020
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Jul 20, 2020
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Husna
Guest
Jul 9, 2020
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Furaha
Guest
Jun 19, 2020
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jun 2, 2020
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Maida
Guest
May 3, 2020
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Kahina
Guest
May 3, 2020
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Rukia
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Apr 27, 2020
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Mwajabu
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Apr 21, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Hellen Nduta
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Apr 10, 2020
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Issa
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Mar 24, 2020
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Agnes Njeri
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Mar 21, 2020
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
