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Samson Tibaijuka
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Jan 29, 2021
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jan 29, 2021
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Jan 16, 2021
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Safiya
Guest
Jan 14, 2021
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Dec 30, 2020
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Ramadhan
Guest
Dec 23, 2020
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Frank Macha
Guest
Dec 9, 2020
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Dec 6, 2020
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Nov 6, 2020
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Warda
Guest
Nov 5, 2020
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Zuhura
Guest
Nov 4, 2020
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Nov 2, 2020
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Nov 2, 2020
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Mohamed
Guest
Nov 1, 2020
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Oct 26, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Rehema
Guest
Oct 15, 2020
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Halimah
Guest
Oct 7, 2020
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Abdillah
Guest
Oct 4, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Yusra
Guest
Oct 3, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Issack
Guest
Sep 27, 2020
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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David Musyoka
Guest
Sep 25, 2020
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Sep 14, 2020
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Sep 2, 2020
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Aug 15, 2020
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Chiku
Guest
Aug 11, 2020
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Hassan
Guest
Aug 5, 2020
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Jun 29, 2020
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Amina
Guest
Jun 18, 2020
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Latifa
Guest
Jun 17, 2020
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Jun 17, 2020
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Baridi
Guest
May 26, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Rubea
Guest
May 20, 2020
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Shamim
Guest
May 15, 2020
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Rubea
Guest
May 12, 2020
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Amani
Guest
May 11, 2020
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
May 2, 2020
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Mchawi
Guest
Apr 30, 2020
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Apr 27, 2020
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Nyota
Guest
Apr 23, 2020
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Apr 22, 2020
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Apr 13, 2020
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Mchuma
Guest
Apr 10, 2020
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Apr 7, 2020
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Apr 3, 2020
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Makame
Guest
Mar 31, 2020
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Leila
Guest
Mar 23, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Mar 13, 2020
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Mar 4, 2020
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Mar 2, 2020
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Chris Okello
Guest
Feb 27, 2020
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Mgeni
Guest
Feb 25, 2020
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Feb 24, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Mwanais
Guest
Feb 22, 2020
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Juma
Guest
Feb 16, 2020
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Feb 6, 2020
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Jan 28, 2020
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jan 19, 2020
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
