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David Nyerere
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Sep 8, 2020
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Sep 6, 2020
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Sep 1, 2020
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 22, 2020
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Kassim
Guest
Aug 5, 2020
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Aug 4, 2020
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jul 29, 2020
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Aziza
Guest
Jul 29, 2020
😄 What a joke!
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jul 26, 2020
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Fadhili
Guest
Jul 23, 2020
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jul 9, 2020
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jul 8, 2020
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Amina
Guest
Jul 6, 2020
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jul 5, 2020
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Josephine
Guest
Jun 30, 2020
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Nyota
Guest
Jun 12, 2020
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jun 9, 2020
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jun 5, 2020
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Ann Awino
Guest
May 21, 2020
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Violet Mumo
Guest
May 21, 2020
🤣 This one got me good!
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
May 7, 2020
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
May 3, 2020
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Mhina
Guest
May 3, 2020
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Kassim
Guest
Apr 20, 2020
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Apr 16, 2020
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Neema
Guest
Mar 29, 2020
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Jamal
Guest
Mar 26, 2020
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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John Mwangi
Guest
Mar 22, 2020
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Binti
Guest
Mar 20, 2020
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Victor Malima
Guest
Mar 18, 2020
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Mar 18, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Mar 17, 2020
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Mar 11, 2020
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Mar 8, 2020
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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George Wanjala
Guest
Feb 16, 2020
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Feb 1, 2020
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jan 26, 2020
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jan 26, 2020
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jan 22, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jan 17, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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James Mduma
Guest
Jan 9, 2020
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Mwalimu
Guest
Jan 1, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Dec 25, 2019
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Mwakisu
Guest
Dec 22, 2019
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Dec 17, 2019
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Daudi
Guest
Dec 9, 2019
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Dec 3, 2019
😂 Sharing right away!
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Tabu
Guest
Nov 29, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Nov 28, 2019
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Victor Malima
Guest
Nov 20, 2019
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Nov 11, 2019
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Nov 7, 2019
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Mtumwa
Guest
Nov 7, 2019
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Kassim
Guest
Nov 6, 2019
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Nov 6, 2019
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Zuhura
Guest
Oct 30, 2019
🤣 Sending this now!
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
