Short answer: Because it didn't want to be baked into a "smart cookie"! ๐ช๐
Explanation: This answer plays on the pun of the oven not wanting to become a "smart cookie" by going to college. It suggests that the oven is already "smart" in terms of its functionality, so it doesn't need to pursue higher education. The use of the cookie emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.
Mwachumu (Guest) on April 13, 2021
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐๐
Mary Kendi (Guest) on April 12, 2021
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
Azima (Guest) on April 11, 2021
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
Victor Kamau (Guest) on April 4, 2021
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iโm talking to myself non-stop. ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ญ
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on April 3, 2021
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on March 25, 2021
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on March 14, 2021
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on March 1, 2021
Thanks Ackyshine
Mwalimu (Guest) on February 27, 2021
Iโm still laughing, that was too good! ๐คฃ
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 26, 2021
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐
Ramadhan (Guest) on February 21, 2021
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
Ramadhan (Guest) on February 8, 2021
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on February 6, 2021
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐ ๐
David Kawawa (Guest) on February 3, 2021
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on February 1, 2021
I canโt brain today. I has the dumb. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 24, 2021
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on January 19, 2021
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
Shamim (Guest) on January 15, 2021
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Alice Mrema (Guest) on January 14, 2021
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐ต
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on January 14, 2021
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 6, 2021
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on December 23, 2020
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Mwanahawa (Guest) on December 23, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
Charles Mchome (Guest) on December 2, 2020
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
Patrick Akech (Guest) on November 28, 2020
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on November 25, 2020
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Sumaya (Guest) on November 25, 2020
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on October 25, 2020
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Hekima (Guest) on October 18, 2020
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on October 17, 2020
Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on October 16, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐งญ
Nasra (Guest) on October 13, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Robert Okello (Guest) on October 13, 2020
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on October 3, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. ๐ฆ๐ธ
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on September 27, 2020
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on September 11, 2020
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
Leila (Guest) on September 11, 2020
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 4, 2020
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
Biashara (Guest) on September 3, 2020
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on August 28, 2020
๐ Iโm still laughing!
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on August 27, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโm talking on it. ๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Mashaka (Guest) on August 25, 2020
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 19, 2020
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
James Malima (Guest) on August 6, 2020
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on July 29, 2020
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
Kassim (Guest) on July 29, 2020
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on July 26, 2020
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on July 22, 2020
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
Sharifa (Guest) on July 12, 2020
๐ You got me good!
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on July 7, 2020
๐คฃ Pure genius!
David Kawawa (Guest) on July 2, 2020
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
David Ochieng (Guest) on June 27, 2020
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on June 25, 2020
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on June 23, 2020
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค
Kiza (Guest) on June 19, 2020
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐ ๐ซ
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on June 19, 2020
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on June 19, 2020
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 18, 2020
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on June 13, 2020
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on June 12, 2020
I don't sweatโI sparkle! โจ๐