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Rahma
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Oct 13, 2020
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Oct 4, 2020
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Faiza
Guest
Oct 2, 2020
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Omari
Guest
Sep 28, 2020
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Hashim
Guest
Sep 24, 2020
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Sep 22, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Sep 21, 2020
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Sep 18, 2020
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Sekela
Guest
Sep 16, 2020
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Azima
Guest
Sep 16, 2020
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Jafari
Guest
Sep 15, 2020
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Sep 2, 2020
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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David Ochieng
Guest
Aug 28, 2020
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Jabir
Guest
Aug 25, 2020
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Aug 23, 2020
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Aug 19, 2020
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Ann Awino
Guest
Aug 15, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Aug 1, 2020
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jul 31, 2020
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Selemani
Guest
Jul 20, 2020
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Latifa
Guest
Jul 8, 2020
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jul 4, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jun 28, 2020
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jun 24, 2020
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Jamila
Guest
Jun 23, 2020
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jun 23, 2020
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Jun 11, 2020
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Baridi
Guest
Jun 7, 2020
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jun 5, 2020
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Sekela
Guest
Jun 3, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Monica Lissu
Guest
May 31, 2020
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Robert Okello
Guest
May 28, 2020
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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John Lissu
Guest
May 24, 2020
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
May 23, 2020
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Abubakari
Guest
May 16, 2020
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
May 7, 2020
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Amir
Guest
Apr 30, 2020
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Apr 28, 2020
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Sekela
Guest
Apr 22, 2020
😁 This just made my day!
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Apr 12, 2020
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Apr 12, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Nahida
Guest
Apr 7, 2020
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Sharifa
Guest
Mar 22, 2020
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Mar 21, 2020
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Mar 12, 2020
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Shamim
Guest
Feb 29, 2020
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Feb 21, 2020
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Salima
Guest
Feb 12, 2020
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Feb 10, 2020
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Jan 29, 2020
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jan 23, 2020
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jan 20, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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John Malisa
Guest
Jan 13, 2020
😄 You got me!
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jan 1, 2020
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Ndoto
Guest
Jan 1, 2020
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Dec 29, 2019
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Zakia
Guest
Dec 25, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
