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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Nov 18, 2020
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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John Mwangi
Guest
Nov 13, 2020
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Maida
Guest
Nov 13, 2020
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Nov 6, 2020
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Nov 6, 2020
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Nov 4, 2020
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Oct 29, 2020
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Oct 18, 2020
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Oct 14, 2020
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Oct 12, 2020
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Oct 1, 2020
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Sep 26, 2020
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Shani
Guest
Sep 17, 2020
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Sep 11, 2020
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Sep 8, 2020
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Aug 31, 2020
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Furaha
Guest
Aug 29, 2020
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Halima
Guest
Aug 25, 2020
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Aug 20, 2020
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Aug 19, 2020
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Aug 15, 2020
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Tambwe
Guest
Aug 8, 2020
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Aug 8, 2020
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Aug 7, 2020
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Aug 2, 2020
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Selemani
Guest
Jul 31, 2020
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Abdullah
Guest
Jul 22, 2020
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Sarafina
Guest
Jul 21, 2020
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jul 15, 2020
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jul 5, 2020
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jul 3, 2020
😂 This is too funny!
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jul 2, 2020
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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John Lissu
Guest
Jul 1, 2020
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Bahati
Guest
Jun 8, 2020
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jun 1, 2020
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Faiza
Guest
May 31, 2020
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Muslima
Guest
May 30, 2020
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
May 27, 2020
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Daniel Obura
Guest
May 24, 2020
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
May 24, 2020
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Farida
Guest
May 10, 2020
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Apr 23, 2020
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Apr 23, 2020
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Fadhila
Guest
Apr 14, 2020
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Apr 10, 2020
😁 This made my day!
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Apr 2, 2020
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Maida
Guest
Mar 12, 2020
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Mar 2, 2020
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Feb 29, 2020
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Feb 17, 2020
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Feb 2, 2020
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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George Mallya
Guest
Jan 18, 2020
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jan 6, 2020
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jan 4, 2020
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Dec 29, 2019
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Dec 15, 2019
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Dec 8, 2019
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Dec 8, 2019
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Majid
Guest
Dec 4, 2019
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
