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Zakaria
Guest
Nov 20, 2020
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Jamila
Guest
Nov 19, 2020
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Nov 16, 2020
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Nov 13, 2020
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Oct 27, 2020
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Oct 26, 2020
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Frank Macha
Guest
Oct 18, 2020
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Omar
Guest
Oct 12, 2020
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Oct 10, 2020
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Neema
Guest
Oct 10, 2020
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Shani
Guest
Oct 8, 2020
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Aziza
Guest
Sep 27, 2020
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Sep 25, 2020
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Sep 14, 2020
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Aug 15, 2020
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Husna
Guest
Aug 13, 2020
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jul 12, 2020
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Nashon
Guest
Jul 10, 2020
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jul 6, 2020
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jul 4, 2020
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jul 3, 2020
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jul 2, 2020
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jun 21, 2020
😂 So funny!
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Abubakari
Guest
Jun 19, 2020
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Kiza
Guest
Jun 19, 2020
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Juma
Guest
Jun 12, 2020
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Sumaya
Guest
Jun 6, 2020
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Josephine
Guest
Jun 2, 2020
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
May 31, 2020
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Mzee
Guest
May 27, 2020
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
May 26, 2020
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
May 19, 2020
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Mustafa
Guest
May 10, 2020
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Apr 20, 2020
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Apr 19, 2020
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Apr 15, 2020
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Mwinyi
Guest
Apr 1, 2020
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Nyota
Guest
Mar 26, 2020
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Kahina
Guest
Mar 24, 2020
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Mar 13, 2020
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Mar 11, 2020
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Ramadhan
Guest
Feb 27, 2020
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Feb 22, 2020
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Feb 8, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jan 30, 2020
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jan 24, 2020
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jan 23, 2020
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Jan 21, 2020
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Jan 16, 2020
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jan 13, 2020
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jan 6, 2020
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Safiya
Guest
Jan 6, 2020
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Dec 27, 2019
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Dec 10, 2019
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Dec 7, 2019
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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David Sokoine
Guest
Nov 27, 2019
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Nov 26, 2019
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Hassan
Guest
Nov 23, 2019
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
