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Zakaria
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Nov 20, 2020
Iโm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
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Jamila
Guest
Nov 19, 2020
I donโt procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐๏ธ๐
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Nov 16, 2020
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Nov 13, 2020
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Oct 27, 2020
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Oct 26, 2020
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
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Frank Macha
Guest
Oct 18, 2020
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค
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Omar
Guest
Oct 12, 2020
If my jeans could talk, theyโd say, 'Stop eating!' ๐๐
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Oct 10, 2020
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
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Neema
Guest
Oct 10, 2020
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
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Shani
Guest
Oct 8, 2020
Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ
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Aziza
Guest
Sep 27, 2020
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Sep 25, 2020
Iโm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐๏ธ๐
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Sep 14, 2020
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Aug 15, 2020
๐ Can't stop laughing!
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Husna
Guest
Aug 13, 2020
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jul 12, 2020
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
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Nashon
Guest
Jul 10, 2020
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jul 6, 2020
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jul 4, 2020
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐๐
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jul 3, 2020
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jul 2, 2020
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jun 21, 2020
๐ So funny!
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Abubakari
Guest
Jun 19, 2020
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
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Kiza
Guest
Jun 19, 2020
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
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Juma
Guest
Jun 12, 2020
I could give up chocolate, but Iโm not a quitter. ๐ซ๐ช
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Sumaya
Guest
Jun 6, 2020
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
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Josephine
Guest
Jun 2, 2020
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
May 31, 2020
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
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Mzee
Guest
May 27, 2020
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
May 26, 2020
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Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
May 19, 2020
Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
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Mustafa
Guest
May 10, 2020
๐ Iโm dying over here!
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Apr 20, 2020
I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Apr 19, 2020
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Apr 15, 2020
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐ช๐
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Umi
Guest
Apr 3, 2020
๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
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Mwinyi
Guest
Apr 1, 2020
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Nyota
Guest
Mar 26, 2020
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
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Kahina
Guest
Mar 24, 2020
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Mar 13, 2020
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Mar 11, 2020
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
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Omar
Guest
Mar 3, 2020
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
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Ramadhan
Guest
Feb 27, 2020
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Feb 22, 2020
I canโt brain today. I has the dumb. ๐ง ๐คฏ
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Feb 8, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. ๐ฆ๐ธ
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jan 30, 2020
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐๐
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jan 24, 2020
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐ฐ๐
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jan 23, 2020
Why donโt some fish play piano? Because you canโt tuna fish! ๐๐น
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Jan 21, 2020
๐ I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Jan 16, 2020
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jan 13, 2020
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jan 6, 2020
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
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Safiya
Guest
Jan 6, 2020
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Dec 27, 2019
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Dec 10, 2019
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Dec 7, 2019
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! ๐ โฝ
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David Sokoine
Guest
Nov 27, 2019
If weโre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ง๐
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Nov 26, 2019
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Hassan
Guest
Nov 23, 2019
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐