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Mjaka
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Jan 10, 2020
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Warda
Guest
Jan 3, 2020
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Dec 14, 2019
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Dec 1, 2019
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Zuhura
Guest
Nov 29, 2019
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Nov 22, 2019
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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George Ndungu
Guest
Nov 20, 2019
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Mwinyi
Guest
Nov 9, 2019
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Sumaya
Guest
Nov 5, 2019
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Oct 29, 2019
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Oct 29, 2019
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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David Musyoka
Guest
Oct 25, 2019
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Oct 24, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Jafari
Guest
Oct 22, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Omar
Guest
Oct 22, 2019
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Maulid
Guest
Oct 13, 2019
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Sep 28, 2019
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Kiza
Guest
Sep 23, 2019
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Raha
Guest
Sep 16, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Sep 9, 2019
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Sep 3, 2019
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Sep 2, 2019
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Aug 19, 2019
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Aug 15, 2019
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jul 31, 2019
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jul 26, 2019
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jul 26, 2019
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jul 23, 2019
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jul 17, 2019
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jul 13, 2019
😂 This is too funny!
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jul 2, 2019
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jul 1, 2019
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jun 29, 2019
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Nassor
Guest
Jun 28, 2019
😄 Nailed it!
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jun 17, 2019
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jun 13, 2019
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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John Lissu
Guest
Jun 10, 2019
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jun 8, 2019
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Rehema
Guest
Jun 5, 2019
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jun 3, 2019
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Joy Wacera
Guest
May 26, 2019
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Nasra
Guest
May 22, 2019
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Abubakar
Guest
May 20, 2019
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Kassim
Guest
May 19, 2019
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Safiya
Guest
May 19, 2019
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Mary Kidata
Guest
May 18, 2019
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Francis Mrope
Guest
May 16, 2019
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
May 11, 2019
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Aziza
Guest
May 4, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Apr 29, 2019
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Yusra
Guest
Apr 25, 2019
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Mashaka
Guest
Apr 22, 2019
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Apr 19, 2019
😁 This just made my day!
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Mar 20, 2019
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Mhina
Guest
Mar 5, 2019
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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David Sokoine
Guest
Mar 2, 2019
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Feb 17, 2019
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Amani
Guest
Feb 17, 2019
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Feb 7, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
