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George Ndungu
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Dec 16, 2019
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Sumaya
Guest
Dec 7, 2019
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Dec 7, 2019
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Dec 1, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Nov 27, 2019
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Nov 25, 2019
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Salma
Guest
Nov 12, 2019
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Oct 25, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Husna
Guest
Oct 20, 2019
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Muslima
Guest
Oct 7, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Chris Okello
Guest
Oct 1, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Mwachumu
Guest
Sep 30, 2019
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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John Mwangi
Guest
Sep 22, 2019
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Aug 26, 2019
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Aug 17, 2019
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Jul 8, 2019
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jul 5, 2019
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jul 1, 2019
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Halimah
Guest
Jun 16, 2019
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jun 11, 2019
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jun 9, 2019
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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David Kawawa
Guest
Jun 5, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jun 5, 2019
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Shamsa
Guest
Jun 4, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Neema
Guest
May 23, 2019
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
May 16, 2019
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Charles Mrope
Guest
May 10, 2019
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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John Malisa
Guest
May 9, 2019
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Apr 19, 2019
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Apr 15, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Apr 13, 2019
😄 You got me good!
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Apr 6, 2019
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Muslima
Guest
Mar 25, 2019
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Mar 12, 2019
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Husna
Guest
Mar 9, 2019
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Mar 3, 2019
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Fatuma
Guest
Mar 2, 2019
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Feb 26, 2019
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Feb 26, 2019
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Feb 18, 2019
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Feb 9, 2019
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Zakia
Guest
Feb 4, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Jan 26, 2019
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Abdullah
Guest
Jan 19, 2019
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jan 17, 2019
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Jan 15, 2019
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jan 10, 2019
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jan 8, 2019
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jan 5, 2019
😂 Gotta save this!
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Dec 28, 2018
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Makame
Guest
Dec 3, 2018
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Nov 29, 2018
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Nov 16, 2018
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Nov 7, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Victor Malima
Guest
Nov 6, 2018
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Nov 1, 2018
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Maida
Guest
Oct 24, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Oct 7, 2018
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Amina
Guest
Sep 29, 2018
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Baridi
Guest
Sep 17, 2018
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
