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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Oct 1, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Sep 30, 2019
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Mhina
Guest
Sep 25, 2019
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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David Sokoine
Guest
Sep 24, 2019
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Chris Okello
Guest
Sep 23, 2019
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Sep 6, 2019
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Nchi
Guest
Aug 30, 2019
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Aug 23, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Chris Okello
Guest
Aug 22, 2019
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Jabir
Guest
Aug 22, 2019
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Aug 8, 2019
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Halimah
Guest
Aug 8, 2019
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Ann Awino
Guest
Aug 8, 2019
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Aug 2, 2019
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Shamim
Guest
Jul 27, 2019
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Mchawi
Guest
Jul 24, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jul 14, 2019
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jul 13, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jul 11, 2019
😂 This is a keeper!
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jul 6, 2019
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jun 29, 2019
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Salima
Guest
Jun 21, 2019
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Halimah
Guest
Jun 18, 2019
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jun 10, 2019
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Mchawi
Guest
Jun 8, 2019
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jun 8, 2019
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Jun 8, 2019
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Chiku
Guest
Jun 5, 2019
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
May 16, 2019
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
May 13, 2019
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Rahim
Guest
May 11, 2019
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Rahim
Guest
May 8, 2019
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Furaha
Guest
May 1, 2019
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Majid
Guest
Apr 26, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Khamis
Guest
Apr 26, 2019
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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David Nyerere
Guest
Apr 19, 2019
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Apr 9, 2019
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Mar 27, 2019
😅 I needed that!
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Majid
Guest
Mar 21, 2019
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Mar 17, 2019
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Habiba
Guest
Mar 16, 2019
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Mar 12, 2019
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Mar 6, 2019
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Jaffar
Guest
Mar 4, 2019
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Amina
Guest
Mar 2, 2019
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Feb 27, 2019
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Biashara
Guest
Feb 27, 2019
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Ahmed
Guest
Feb 26, 2019
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Feb 25, 2019
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Arifa
Guest
Feb 23, 2019
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Feb 18, 2019
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Feb 13, 2019
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Feb 12, 2019
😂 Sharing right away!
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Feb 8, 2019
😄 Too good!
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Nyota
Guest
Feb 8, 2019
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Feb 2, 2019
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Feb 1, 2019
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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David Musyoka
Guest
Jan 28, 2019
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jan 23, 2019
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Hashim
Guest
Jan 21, 2019
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
