What dies but never lives? A battery! ๐
Explanation: A battery is a funny answer to this riddle because it eventually dies out of power, but it never actually lived or had a life in the first place. Plus, we all know the frustration of a dead battery when we need it the most! ๐๐
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on October 1, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
Mary Kidata (Guest) on September 30, 2019
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
Mhina (Guest) on September 25, 2019
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
David Sokoine (Guest) on September 24, 2019
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
Chris Okello (Guest) on September 23, 2019
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
Jane Malecela (Guest) on September 6, 2019
Whatโs a pigโs favorite karate move? The pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Nchi (Guest) on August 30, 2019
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on August 23, 2019
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Chris Okello (Guest) on August 22, 2019
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
Jabir (Guest) on August 22, 2019
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on August 8, 2019
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค
Halimah (Guest) on August 8, 2019
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
Ann Awino (Guest) on August 8, 2019
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ฎ๐ค
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on August 2, 2019
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Shamim (Guest) on July 27, 2019
๐ I need to save this one forever!
Mchawi (Guest) on July 24, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 14, 2019
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on July 13, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on July 11, 2019
๐ This is a keeper!
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on July 6, 2019
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on June 29, 2019
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
Salima (Guest) on June 21, 2019
I don't sweatโI sparkle! โจ๐
Halimah (Guest) on June 18, 2019
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
Diana Mallya (Guest) on June 10, 2019
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
Mchawi (Guest) on June 8, 2019
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on June 8, 2019
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ผ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Mary Kendi (Guest) on June 8, 2019
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Chiku (Guest) on June 5, 2019
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on May 16, 2019
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐๐ด
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on May 13, 2019
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! ๐ โฝ
Rahim (Guest) on May 11, 2019
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ด
Rahim (Guest) on May 8, 2019
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
Furaha (Guest) on May 1, 2019
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Majid (Guest) on April 26, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Khamis (Guest) on April 26, 2019
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
David Nyerere (Guest) on April 19, 2019
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on April 9, 2019
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on March 27, 2019
๐ I needed that!
Majid (Guest) on March 21, 2019
๐ I had to share this with everyone!
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on March 17, 2019
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
Habiba (Guest) on March 16, 2019
๐ Can't stop laughing!
Diana Mallya (Guest) on March 12, 2019
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
Jackson Makori (Guest) on March 6, 2019
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
Jaffar (Guest) on March 4, 2019
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
Amina (Guest) on March 2, 2019
๐ Best laugh of the day!
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on February 27, 2019
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iโm talking to myself non-stop. ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ญ
Biashara (Guest) on February 27, 2019
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
Ahmed (Guest) on February 26, 2019
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on February 25, 2019
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
Arifa (Guest) on February 23, 2019
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on February 18, 2019
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on February 13, 2019
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on February 12, 2019
๐ Sharing right away!
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 8, 2019
๐ Too good!
Nyota (Guest) on February 8, 2019
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
Mwanaisha (Guest) on February 2, 2019
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
Rose Waithera (Guest) on February 1, 2019
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
David Musyoka (Guest) on January 28, 2019
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
Moses Mwita (Guest) on January 23, 2019
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
Hashim (Guest) on January 21, 2019
My life feels like a test I didnโt study for. ๐๐คฏ