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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jul 31, 2019
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Hassan
Guest
Jul 17, 2019
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Maulid
Guest
Jun 28, 2019
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jun 25, 2019
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jun 17, 2019
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Maneno
Guest
Jun 2, 2019
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Kassim
Guest
May 29, 2019
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
May 15, 2019
😄 Perfect joke!
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Rahim
Guest
May 11, 2019
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Sofia
Guest
May 6, 2019
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Hekima
Guest
May 3, 2019
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Fadhili
Guest
May 2, 2019
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Apr 30, 2019
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Jaffar
Guest
Apr 30, 2019
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Apr 26, 2019
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Juma
Guest
Apr 18, 2019
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Apr 16, 2019
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Apr 14, 2019
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Apr 12, 2019
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Rubea
Guest
Apr 9, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Apr 3, 2019
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Apr 2, 2019
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Mar 31, 2019
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Mar 28, 2019
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Mar 16, 2019
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Mar 16, 2019
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Shukuru
Guest
Mar 16, 2019
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Neema
Guest
Mar 13, 2019
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Mar 6, 2019
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Feb 26, 2019
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Feb 18, 2019
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jan 30, 2019
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Amir
Guest
Jan 14, 2019
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Dec 21, 2018
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Nahida
Guest
Dec 17, 2018
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Chris Okello
Guest
Dec 9, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Maulid
Guest
Nov 25, 2018
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Mwinyi
Guest
Nov 24, 2018
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Irene Makena
Guest
Nov 22, 2018
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Omar
Guest
Nov 11, 2018
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Jamal
Guest
Nov 10, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Rashid
Guest
Nov 3, 2018
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Oct 29, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Oct 27, 2018
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Hashim
Guest
Oct 27, 2018
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Mwajuma
Guest
Oct 26, 2018
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Mwachumu
Guest
Oct 20, 2018
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Oct 19, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Farida
Guest
Oct 5, 2018
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Warda
Guest
Sep 17, 2018
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Sep 8, 2018
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Arifa
Guest
Sep 5, 2018
😂 So funny!
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Sep 3, 2018
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Muslima
Guest
Sep 2, 2018
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Jaffar
Guest
Aug 24, 2018
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Aug 22, 2018
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Aug 20, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Masika
Guest
Aug 19, 2018
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Aug 19, 2018
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Aug 18, 2018
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
