Short Answer: 🧝♂️ Elf-abetics! 📚🎅
Explanation: Elves in school learn the Elf-abetics, which is like the alphabet but specifically designed for mischievous little elves! They have their own unique letters and quirky spelling rules. So, while we learn ABCs, they master their Elf-abetics! 😉✨
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on July 31, 2019
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
Hassan (Guest) on July 17, 2019
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Maulid (Guest) on June 28, 2019
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
Chris Okello (Guest) on June 25, 2019
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
George Wanjala (Guest) on June 17, 2019
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
Maneno (Guest) on June 2, 2019
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
Kassim (Guest) on May 29, 2019
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on May 15, 2019
😄 Perfect joke!
Rahim (Guest) on May 11, 2019
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
Sofia (Guest) on May 6, 2019
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Hekima (Guest) on May 3, 2019
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Fadhili (Guest) on May 2, 2019
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on April 30, 2019
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Jaffar (Guest) on April 30, 2019
🤣 This joke is just too good!
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 26, 2019
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Juma (Guest) on April 18, 2019
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Brian Karanja (Guest) on April 16, 2019
😄 This is pure brilliance!
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on April 14, 2019
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on April 12, 2019
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
Rubea (Guest) on April 9, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on April 3, 2019
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on April 2, 2019
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Michael Mboya (Guest) on March 31, 2019
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on March 28, 2019
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on March 16, 2019
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on March 16, 2019
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Shukuru (Guest) on March 16, 2019
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Neema (Guest) on March 13, 2019
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on March 6, 2019
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on February 26, 2019
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Jackson Makori (Guest) on February 18, 2019
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on January 30, 2019
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Amir (Guest) on January 14, 2019
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on December 21, 2018
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
Nahida (Guest) on December 17, 2018
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
Chris Okello (Guest) on December 9, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
Maulid (Guest) on November 25, 2018
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
Mwinyi (Guest) on November 24, 2018
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
Irene Makena (Guest) on November 22, 2018
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Omar (Guest) on November 11, 2018
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
Jamal (Guest) on November 10, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Rashid (Guest) on November 3, 2018
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on October 29, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Charles Mrope (Guest) on October 27, 2018
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
Hashim (Guest) on October 27, 2018
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
Mwajuma (Guest) on October 26, 2018
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
Mwachumu (Guest) on October 20, 2018
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on October 19, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Farida (Guest) on October 5, 2018
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
Warda (Guest) on September 17, 2018
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on September 8, 2018
😂 This joke just made my day!
Arifa (Guest) on September 5, 2018
😂 So funny!
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on September 3, 2018
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
Muslima (Guest) on September 2, 2018
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
Jaffar (Guest) on August 24, 2018
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on August 22, 2018
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on August 20, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Masika (Guest) on August 19, 2018
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 19, 2018
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on August 18, 2018
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂