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Ahmed
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Feb 12, 2020
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Mercy Atieno
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Jan 18, 2020
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Brian Karanja
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Jan 10, 2020
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Janet Sumaye
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Dec 18, 2019
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Victor Sokoine
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Dec 15, 2019
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Joy Wacera
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Dec 7, 2019
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Nancy Komba
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Dec 4, 2019
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Lydia Wanyama
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Nov 9, 2019
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Abubakari
Guest
Nov 4, 2019
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Sofia
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Nov 2, 2019
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Hamida
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Oct 26, 2019
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Anna Malela
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Oct 26, 2019
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Josephine
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Oct 26, 2019
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Joseph Kitine
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Oct 6, 2019
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Sep 29, 2019
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Issack
Guest
Sep 27, 2019
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Mwagonda
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Sep 25, 2019
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Mary Njeri
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Sep 25, 2019
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Edward Lowassa
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Sep 24, 2019
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Sep 20, 2019
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Sep 14, 2019
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Sep 10, 2019
😂 This is too funny!
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Sep 5, 2019
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Nassar
Guest
Sep 5, 2019
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Isaac Kiptoo
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Sep 5, 2019
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Zawadi
Guest
Aug 19, 2019
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Zawadi
Guest
Aug 14, 2019
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Aug 8, 2019
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Jul 29, 2019
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jul 26, 2019
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jul 24, 2019
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jul 18, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Abubakar
Guest
Jul 18, 2019
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Khamis
Guest
Jul 17, 2019
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Jaffar
Guest
Jul 14, 2019
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Zakaria
Guest
Jun 23, 2019
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Jaffar
Guest
Jun 10, 2019
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Kevin Maina
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May 27, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Benjamin Kibicho
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May 26, 2019
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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James Kawawa
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May 26, 2019
😄 You got me!
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Sumaya
Guest
May 17, 2019
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Shamsa
Guest
May 3, 2019
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Apr 25, 2019
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Apr 24, 2019
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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George Wanjala
Guest
Apr 10, 2019
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Edward Chepkoech
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Apr 7, 2019
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Agnes Njeri
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Mar 30, 2019
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Mar 19, 2019
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Alex Nyamweya
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Mar 14, 2019
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Victor Kamau
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Mar 13, 2019
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Mar 10, 2019
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Grace Minja
Guest
Feb 20, 2019
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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James Malima
Guest
Feb 7, 2019
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jan 29, 2019
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Maneno
Guest
Jan 29, 2019
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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David Sokoine
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Jan 10, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Dec 28, 2018
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Dec 25, 2018
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Dec 22, 2018
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
