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Monica Nyalandu
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May 20, 2020
😅 I needed that!
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Masika
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May 7, 2020
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
May 5, 2020
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
May 4, 2020
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Apr 28, 2020
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Ruth Mtangi
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Apr 17, 2020
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Alice Wanjiru
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Apr 8, 2020
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Safiya
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Apr 2, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Victor Kimario
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Mar 24, 2020
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Frank Macha
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Mar 22, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Benjamin Kibicho
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Mar 18, 2020
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Halimah
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Mar 15, 2020
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Paul Kamau
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Mar 7, 2020
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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James Kawawa
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Mar 5, 2020
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Jane Malecela
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Mar 2, 2020
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Stephen Malecela
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Feb 27, 2020
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Zubeida
Guest
Feb 27, 2020
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Rose Lowassa
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Feb 20, 2020
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Ramadhan
Guest
Feb 17, 2020
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Victor Kamau
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Feb 14, 2020
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Zakaria
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Feb 14, 2020
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Feb 2, 2020
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Feb 2, 2020
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Hekima
Guest
Jan 29, 2020
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Mgeni
Guest
Jan 29, 2020
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jan 27, 2020
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Rukia
Guest
Jan 24, 2020
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Rahim
Guest
Jan 16, 2020
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jan 16, 2020
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jan 15, 2020
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Dec 19, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Dec 9, 2019
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Chiku
Guest
Nov 12, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Oct 24, 2019
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Oct 16, 2019
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Zakaria
Guest
Oct 5, 2019
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Oct 4, 2019
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Sep 16, 2019
😆 That punchline was epic!
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John Mwangi
Guest
Sep 13, 2019
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Sep 7, 2019
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Mwafirika
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Sep 2, 2019
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Alex Nakitare
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Aug 28, 2019
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Aug 15, 2019
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Aug 5, 2019
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Mariam
Guest
Jul 29, 2019
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jul 19, 2019
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Jul 18, 2019
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Baridi
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Jul 12, 2019
😄 Too good!
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Zainab
Guest
Jun 26, 2019
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Jun 15, 2019
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Fredrick Mutiso
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May 20, 2019
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Samuel Were
Guest
May 11, 2019
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Neema
Guest
May 4, 2019
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
May 4, 2019
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Mzee
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Apr 21, 2019
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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George Mallya
Guest
Apr 16, 2019
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Mwanais
Guest
Apr 8, 2019
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Apr 3, 2019
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
