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Jamal
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Dec 25, 2019
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Zakaria
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Dec 21, 2019
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐๐ฅ
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Victor Sokoine
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Dec 17, 2019
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Dec 7, 2019
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
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Robert Okello
Guest
Dec 6, 2019
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Dec 6, 2019
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
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Issa
Guest
Dec 5, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
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Khalifa
Guest
Nov 27, 2019
๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
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Irene Makena
Guest
Nov 25, 2019
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
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Hashim
Guest
Oct 31, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Oct 19, 2019
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Oct 14, 2019
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Oct 13, 2019
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
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Mwanais
Guest
Sep 28, 2019
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
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David Ochieng
Guest
Sep 18, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Sep 12, 2019
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Sep 5, 2019
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Aug 25, 2019
Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
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Jamila
Guest
Aug 24, 2019
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Aug 22, 2019
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
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Abdullah
Guest
Aug 6, 2019
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! ๐
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Kazija
Guest
Aug 1, 2019
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
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Juma
Guest
Jul 26, 2019
I love you more than coffee, but please donโt make me prove it. โโค๏ธ
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jul 24, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jul 23, 2019
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jul 21, 2019
๐ I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jul 13, 2019
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. ๐ท๐
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jul 4, 2019
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
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Nasra
Guest
Jul 1, 2019
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jun 17, 2019
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereโs no app to keep track of them. ๐ฑ๐
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Jun 16, 2019
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jun 14, 2019
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jun 4, 2019
If weโre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ง๐
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
May 31, 2019
My life feels like a test I didnโt study for. ๐๐คฏ
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
May 29, 2019
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
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Ann Awino
Guest
May 22, 2019
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐พ
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Chris Okello
Guest
May 22, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
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Yusra
Guest
May 20, 2019
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
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Francis Mrope
Guest
May 14, 2019
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
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Linda Karimi
Guest
May 8, 2019
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
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Anna Mchome
Guest
May 8, 2019
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
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Abubakar
Guest
May 1, 2019
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐ฐ๐
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James Mduma
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Apr 2, 2019
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Mwanais
Guest
Apr 2, 2019
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Mar 11, 2019
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
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Nassar
Guest
Mar 8, 2019
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
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Abdullah
Guest
Feb 27, 2019
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
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Josephine
Guest
Feb 23, 2019
๐ Totally hilarious!
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Fadhila
Guest
Feb 13, 2019
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Feb 13, 2019
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! ๐ก๐
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Feb 6, 2019
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Feb 6, 2019
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jan 20, 2019
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
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Safiya
Guest
Jan 19, 2019
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jan 12, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
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Zuhura
Guest
Jan 9, 2019
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jan 4, 2019
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
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Athumani
Guest
Jan 2, 2019
Whatโs a pigโs favorite karate move? The pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
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Rahma
Guest
Dec 30, 2018
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Dec 25, 2018
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค