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Bakari
Guest
Aug 13, 2019
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Zubeida
Guest
Aug 13, 2019
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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David Sokoine
Guest
Aug 11, 2019
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Faiza
Guest
Aug 10, 2019
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Saidi
Guest
Aug 8, 2019
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Aug 6, 2019
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Amani
Guest
Jul 21, 2019
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Selemani
Guest
Jul 17, 2019
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Shani
Guest
Jul 17, 2019
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jul 9, 2019
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jul 3, 2019
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Safiya
Guest
Jul 2, 2019
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Zakaria
Guest
Jun 19, 2019
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jun 10, 2019
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Fikiri
Guest
Jun 8, 2019
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jun 1, 2019
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Mwanais
Guest
May 25, 2019
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Kheri
Guest
May 23, 2019
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Mwajabu
Guest
May 13, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Mwanais
Guest
May 10, 2019
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Mchawi
Guest
May 8, 2019
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Apr 28, 2019
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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James Malima
Guest
Apr 26, 2019
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Abdullah
Guest
Apr 23, 2019
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Warda
Guest
Apr 16, 2019
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Apr 4, 2019
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Apr 3, 2019
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Fadhila
Guest
Mar 27, 2019
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Mar 23, 2019
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Rabia
Guest
Mar 21, 2019
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Mar 21, 2019
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Mar 20, 2019
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Rabia
Guest
Mar 15, 2019
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Nuru
Guest
Mar 12, 2019
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Chum
Guest
Mar 11, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Kahina
Guest
Mar 3, 2019
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Rabia
Guest
Feb 25, 2019
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Mwachumu
Guest
Feb 22, 2019
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Rubea
Guest
Feb 20, 2019
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Feb 15, 2019
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Zawadi
Guest
Jan 24, 2019
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Tabu
Guest
Jan 16, 2019
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jan 9, 2019
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Chiku
Guest
Jan 9, 2019
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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David Chacha
Guest
Jan 9, 2019
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jan 8, 2019
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jan 2, 2019
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Dec 24, 2018
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Wande
Guest
Dec 14, 2018
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Dec 12, 2018
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Rehema
Guest
Dec 8, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Mariam
Guest
Nov 27, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Yusuf
Guest
Nov 25, 2018
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Nov 25, 2018
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Baridi
Guest
Nov 14, 2018
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Neema
Guest
Nov 10, 2018
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Oct 23, 2018
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Oct 20, 2018
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
