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Andrew Mchome
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Nov 16, 2019
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Arifa
Guest
Nov 16, 2019
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Chris Okello
Guest
Nov 14, 2019
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Nov 10, 2019
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Salma
Guest
Nov 6, 2019
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Nov 4, 2019
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Nov 2, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Oct 25, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Oct 15, 2019
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Robert Okello
Guest
Oct 15, 2019
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Oct 14, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Oct 11, 2019
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Oct 4, 2019
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Warda
Guest
Oct 2, 2019
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Sekela
Guest
Sep 16, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Sep 10, 2019
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Aug 31, 2019
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Aug 27, 2019
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Fadhili
Guest
Aug 14, 2019
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Hekima
Guest
Aug 7, 2019
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jul 16, 2019
😂 Gotta save this!
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Azima
Guest
Jul 6, 2019
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jun 9, 2019
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Nasra
Guest
May 28, 2019
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
May 15, 2019
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
May 6, 2019
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Henry Mollel
Guest
May 5, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Sekela
Guest
Apr 18, 2019
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Mtumwa
Guest
Apr 16, 2019
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Apr 12, 2019
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Sekela
Guest
Apr 2, 2019
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Mar 21, 2019
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Mar 20, 2019
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Mar 20, 2019
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Mar 14, 2019
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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David Ochieng
Guest
Mar 2, 2019
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Zainab
Guest
Feb 15, 2019
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Feb 4, 2019
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Biashara
Guest
Jan 29, 2019
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jan 22, 2019
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jan 18, 2019
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Mustafa
Guest
Jan 13, 2019
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Rukia
Guest
Jan 12, 2019
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Rubea
Guest
Jan 10, 2019
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Dec 28, 2018
😄 Nailed it!
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Rahim
Guest
Dec 28, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Mwanais
Guest
Dec 23, 2018
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Nassor
Guest
Dec 19, 2018
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Khamis
Guest
Dec 9, 2018
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Dec 6, 2018
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Nov 17, 2018
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Sharifa
Guest
Nov 13, 2018
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Halima
Guest
Nov 10, 2018
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Nov 6, 2018
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Nov 2, 2018
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Zulekha
Guest
Oct 31, 2018
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Ramadhan
Guest
Oct 29, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Mariam
Guest
Oct 25, 2018
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
