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Fredrick Mutiso
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Feb 26, 2020
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Safiya
Guest
Feb 24, 2020
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Feb 18, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Hawa
Guest
Feb 13, 2020
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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James Malima
Guest
Feb 9, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Zawadi
Guest
Feb 8, 2020
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Feb 8, 2020
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Jan 26, 2020
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Issack
Guest
Jan 19, 2020
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jan 8, 2020
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jan 6, 2020
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Biashara
Guest
Jan 4, 2020
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Dec 19, 2019
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Maulid
Guest
Dec 19, 2019
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Dec 19, 2019
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Mhina
Guest
Dec 11, 2019
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Rubea
Guest
Nov 11, 2019
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Issack
Guest
Nov 6, 2019
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Nov 4, 2019
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Oct 23, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Oct 23, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Oct 9, 2019
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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John Malisa
Guest
Sep 22, 2019
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Sep 22, 2019
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Zubeida
Guest
Sep 10, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Aug 18, 2019
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Kazija
Guest
Aug 16, 2019
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Maulid
Guest
Aug 15, 2019
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Abdullah
Guest
Aug 14, 2019
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Mchawi
Guest
Aug 8, 2019
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jul 23, 2019
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Salum
Guest
Jul 17, 2019
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Jul 16, 2019
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Hekima
Guest
Jul 16, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jul 6, 2019
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jun 16, 2019
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jun 7, 2019
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jun 3, 2019
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jun 2, 2019
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jun 1, 2019
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Selemani
Guest
May 30, 2019
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Violet Mumo
Guest
May 23, 2019
😂 Sharing right away!
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Mwanaidi
Guest
May 22, 2019
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Violet Mumo
Guest
May 6, 2019
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Husna
Guest
Apr 30, 2019
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Nassor
Guest
Apr 23, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Apr 18, 2019
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Apr 12, 2019
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Nassor
Guest
Apr 10, 2019
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Apr 7, 2019
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Maida
Guest
Apr 2, 2019
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Apr 1, 2019
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Mar 29, 2019
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Mar 27, 2019
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Mar 19, 2019
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Mar 7, 2019
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Rabia
Guest
Mar 4, 2019
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Selemani
Guest
Mar 2, 2019
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Rukia
Guest
Feb 27, 2019
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
