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Anna Malela
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Dec 15, 2019
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Safiya
Guest
Nov 30, 2019
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Nov 13, 2019
😁 This made my day!
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Zulekha
Guest
Nov 10, 2019
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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John Mushi
Guest
Nov 9, 2019
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Nov 5, 2019
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Charles Wafula
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Oct 22, 2019
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Furaha
Guest
Oct 17, 2019
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Saidi
Guest
Sep 28, 2019
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Joseph Mallya
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Sep 26, 2019
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Victor Malima
Guest
Sep 17, 2019
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Zakia
Guest
Sep 15, 2019
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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David Sokoine
Guest
Sep 12, 2019
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Sep 2, 2019
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Sep 1, 2019
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Wande
Guest
Aug 31, 2019
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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James Mduma
Guest
Aug 22, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Aug 21, 2019
😂 So funny!
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Aug 14, 2019
😂 This is too funny!
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Mazrui
Guest
Jul 31, 2019
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Zainab
Guest
Jul 31, 2019
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Binti
Guest
Jul 24, 2019
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jul 17, 2019
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jul 15, 2019
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Sekela
Guest
Jul 10, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Mhina
Guest
Jul 4, 2019
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jun 28, 2019
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jun 21, 2019
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Rashid
Guest
Jun 7, 2019
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jun 6, 2019
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Shukuru
Guest
Jun 4, 2019
😄 You got me!
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Khamis
Guest
May 29, 2019
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Rashid
Guest
May 23, 2019
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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David Kawawa
Guest
May 21, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Zakia
Guest
May 14, 2019
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Jamila
Guest
May 9, 2019
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Apr 26, 2019
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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John Malisa
Guest
Apr 26, 2019
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Apr 26, 2019
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Apr 26, 2019
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Asha
Guest
Apr 24, 2019
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Apr 20, 2019
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Khatib
Guest
Apr 18, 2019
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Mhina
Guest
Apr 15, 2019
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Apr 4, 2019
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Mwajabu
Guest
Apr 2, 2019
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Mar 28, 2019
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Halima
Guest
Mar 28, 2019
😄 Nailed it!
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Mchawi
Guest
Mar 24, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Mar 22, 2019
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Mar 22, 2019
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Hamida
Guest
Mar 21, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Fadhili
Guest
Mar 21, 2019
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Mar 17, 2019
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Mar 16, 2019
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Feb 28, 2019
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Feb 27, 2019
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Omari
Guest
Feb 16, 2019
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Feb 13, 2019
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Feb 2, 2019
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
