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Elizabeth Mrope
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Feb 6, 2020
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Feb 4, 2020
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Feb 3, 2020
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Khadija
Guest
Jan 30, 2020
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Majid
Guest
Jan 19, 2020
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jan 17, 2020
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jan 12, 2020
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jan 6, 2020
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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David Ochieng
Guest
Dec 23, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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George Ndungu
Guest
Dec 16, 2019
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Nuru
Guest
Dec 13, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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David Ochieng
Guest
Dec 13, 2019
🤣 This one got me good!
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Zulekha
Guest
Dec 1, 2019
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Rukia
Guest
Nov 25, 2019
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Sharifa
Guest
Nov 17, 2019
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Maneno
Guest
Nov 12, 2019
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Oct 18, 2019
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Mwajuma
Guest
Oct 14, 2019
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Oct 11, 2019
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Warda
Guest
Oct 10, 2019
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Oct 7, 2019
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Arifa
Guest
Sep 29, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Aug 23, 2019
😂 This is a keeper!
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Aug 15, 2019
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Rabia
Guest
Aug 11, 2019
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Aug 7, 2019
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Aziza
Guest
Aug 5, 2019
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Aug 2, 2019
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Mchawi
Guest
Jul 29, 2019
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jul 17, 2019
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Latifa
Guest
Jul 16, 2019
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Mwanais
Guest
Jul 16, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jul 11, 2019
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jul 10, 2019
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Fatuma
Guest
Jul 2, 2019
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jul 2, 2019
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jun 29, 2019
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Zuhura
Guest
Jun 5, 2019
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Jun 1, 2019
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Nashon
Guest
Jun 1, 2019
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
May 31, 2019
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Wande
Guest
May 30, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
May 15, 2019
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Victor Malima
Guest
May 8, 2019
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
May 3, 2019
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Baraka
Guest
May 1, 2019
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Sumaya
Guest
May 1, 2019
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Zainab
Guest
Apr 26, 2019
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Apr 17, 2019
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Apr 16, 2019
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Rukia
Guest
Apr 13, 2019
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Apr 11, 2019
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Apr 6, 2019
😄 Perfect joke!
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Apr 5, 2019
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Mchuma
Guest
Apr 2, 2019
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Nuru
Guest
Mar 31, 2019
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Leila
Guest
Mar 19, 2019
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Mar 17, 2019
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Mar 15, 2019
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Zakaria
Guest
Mar 12, 2019
😂 This is too funny!
