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Nassar
Guest
Dec 20, 2019
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Hamida
Guest
Dec 10, 2019
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Dec 7, 2019
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Dec 2, 2019
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Nahida
Guest
Nov 18, 2019
😂 This is too funny!
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Farida
Guest
Nov 17, 2019
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Nov 5, 2019
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Nov 2, 2019
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Fadhili
Guest
Oct 24, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Oct 23, 2019
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Shani
Guest
Oct 21, 2019
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Zainab
Guest
Oct 19, 2019
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Rabia
Guest
Oct 16, 2019
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Oct 11, 2019
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Maulid
Guest
Oct 8, 2019
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Habiba
Guest
Sep 30, 2019
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Sep 29, 2019
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Sep 28, 2019
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Fikiri
Guest
Sep 26, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Mwinyi
Guest
Sep 12, 2019
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Faiza
Guest
Sep 7, 2019
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Binti
Guest
Aug 27, 2019
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Aug 20, 2019
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Aug 15, 2019
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Aug 10, 2019
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Aug 7, 2019
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Chris Okello
Guest
Aug 6, 2019
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Aug 4, 2019
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jul 30, 2019
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Jul 14, 2019
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jul 6, 2019
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jul 2, 2019
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Jul 2, 2019
😁 This is gold!
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Farida
Guest
Jun 15, 2019
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Jun 10, 2019
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
May 30, 2019
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
May 30, 2019
😄 What a joke!
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Charles Mchome
Guest
May 23, 2019
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Baridi
Guest
May 13, 2019
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Baraka
Guest
Apr 24, 2019
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Shani
Guest
Apr 24, 2019
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Apr 14, 2019
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Selemani
Guest
Apr 2, 2019
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Mar 31, 2019
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Mar 19, 2019
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Mar 15, 2019
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Mar 7, 2019
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Mustafa
Guest
Mar 5, 2019
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Mar 4, 2019
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Feb 27, 2019
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Feb 24, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jan 25, 2019
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Rahim
Guest
Jan 23, 2019
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jan 20, 2019
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Ahmed
Guest
Jan 17, 2019
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jan 12, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Baraka
Guest
Dec 12, 2018
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Hamida
Guest
Nov 30, 2018
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
