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Elizabeth Mrema
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Nov 27, 2019
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Ahmed
Guest
Nov 18, 2019
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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James Kimani
Guest
Nov 15, 2019
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Nov 12, 2019
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Mwagonda
Guest
Nov 8, 2019
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Nov 7, 2019
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Nov 6, 2019
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Oct 29, 2019
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Ramadhan
Guest
Oct 29, 2019
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Oct 27, 2019
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Oct 25, 2019
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Oct 19, 2019
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Zawadi
Guest
Oct 18, 2019
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Yusuf
Guest
Oct 17, 2019
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Oct 12, 2019
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Aziza
Guest
Oct 2, 2019
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Rabia
Guest
Sep 4, 2019
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Sep 3, 2019
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Aug 26, 2019
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Aug 24, 2019
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Yusuf
Guest
Aug 22, 2019
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Latifa
Guest
Aug 16, 2019
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Aug 12, 2019
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Aug 12, 2019
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Aug 3, 2019
😄 You got me!
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Maimuna
Guest
Jul 29, 2019
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Mchuma
Guest
Jul 22, 2019
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Abdillah
Guest
Jul 5, 2019
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Jun 26, 2019
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Jun 3, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Rahim
Guest
Jun 2, 2019
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Sarah Karani
Guest
May 26, 2019
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
May 25, 2019
😁 This is gold!
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Nuru
Guest
May 21, 2019
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
May 20, 2019
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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David Chacha
Guest
May 15, 2019
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Daudi
Guest
Apr 30, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Apr 21, 2019
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Apr 14, 2019
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Furaha
Guest
Apr 11, 2019
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Jafari
Guest
Apr 9, 2019
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Apr 5, 2019
😆 This one really got me!
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Mar 28, 2019
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Mar 6, 2019
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Latifa
Guest
Mar 4, 2019
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Mwajuma
Guest
Feb 14, 2019
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Hekima
Guest
Feb 7, 2019
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Feb 3, 2019
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Feb 3, 2019
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Jan 26, 2019
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Mchuma
Guest
Jan 20, 2019
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jan 16, 2019
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Sumaya
Guest
Jan 15, 2019
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Hassan
Guest
Jan 15, 2019
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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David Ochieng
Guest
Dec 26, 2018
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Dec 24, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Shabani
Guest
Dec 22, 2018
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Dec 16, 2018
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Dec 16, 2018
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Dec 15, 2018
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
