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Issack
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Nov 11, 2019
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Majid
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Nov 11, 2019
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Fikiri
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Nov 4, 2019
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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George Ndungu
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Oct 29, 2019
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Monica Lissu
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Oct 28, 2019
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Salum
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Oct 25, 2019
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Sharon Kibiru
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Oct 7, 2019
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Jackson Makori
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Sep 16, 2019
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Sep 13, 2019
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Sep 12, 2019
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Juma
Guest
Sep 11, 2019
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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George Ndungu
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Sep 10, 2019
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Lydia Wanyama
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Sep 6, 2019
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Mazrui
Guest
Sep 6, 2019
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Zulekha
Guest
Aug 30, 2019
🤣 Pure genius!
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Aug 28, 2019
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Aug 23, 2019
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Sarafina
Guest
Aug 20, 2019
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Salima
Guest
Aug 15, 2019
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Zulekha
Guest
Aug 15, 2019
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Aug 14, 2019
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Aug 7, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Zainab
Guest
Aug 4, 2019
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Aug 4, 2019
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Fadhili
Guest
Aug 4, 2019
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Fatuma
Guest
Jul 24, 2019
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jul 19, 2019
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jul 15, 2019
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jul 15, 2019
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Frank Macha
Guest
Jul 11, 2019
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jul 2, 2019
😂 This is too funny!
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Zakia
Guest
Jun 26, 2019
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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John Malisa
Guest
Jun 25, 2019
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Tambwe
Guest
Jun 19, 2019
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jun 10, 2019
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jun 8, 2019
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jun 8, 2019
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jun 6, 2019
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Ramadhan
Guest
May 29, 2019
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
May 27, 2019
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Fadhili
Guest
May 24, 2019
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Maneno
Guest
May 17, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Lucy Kimotho
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May 14, 2019
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Chiku
Guest
May 13, 2019
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Chiku
Guest
May 11, 2019
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Kevin Maina
Guest
May 6, 2019
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Mjaka
Guest
Apr 30, 2019
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Apr 18, 2019
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Baridi
Guest
Apr 10, 2019
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Mwachumu
Guest
Apr 3, 2019
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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George Tenga
Guest
Apr 1, 2019
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Rahim
Guest
Mar 30, 2019
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Tabu
Guest
Mar 20, 2019
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Mwajuma
Guest
Mar 13, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Mar 9, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Stephen Malecela
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Feb 25, 2019
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Mhina
Guest
Feb 23, 2019
😁 This made my day!
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Shukuru
Guest
Feb 11, 2019
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Amir
Guest
Jan 29, 2019
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
