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Aziza
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Mar 13, 2020
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Abubakari
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Mar 12, 2020
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Omari
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Mar 11, 2020
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Nicholas Wanjohi
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Mar 7, 2020
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Joseph Njoroge
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Mar 1, 2020
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Zulekha
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Feb 27, 2020
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Nora Kidata
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Feb 26, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Mariam
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Feb 21, 2020
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Feb 10, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Zulekha
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Feb 6, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Zakia
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Jan 31, 2020
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Rahim
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Jan 29, 2020
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Mary Njeri
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Jan 26, 2020
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Makame
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Jan 21, 2020
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Stephen Amollo
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Jan 19, 2020
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Janet Wambura
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Jan 11, 2020
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Andrew Odhiambo
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Jan 7, 2020
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jan 3, 2020
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Joseph Kawawa
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Nov 27, 2019
😆 This one really got me!
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Nov 21, 2019
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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James Kimani
Guest
Nov 4, 2019
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Oct 29, 2019
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Kiza
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Oct 22, 2019
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Nashon
Guest
Oct 15, 2019
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Kiza
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Oct 11, 2019
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Nancy Komba
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Sep 23, 2019
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Sep 19, 2019
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Charles Mchome
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Sep 14, 2019
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Sarah Mbise
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Sep 8, 2019
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Elizabeth Malima
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Sep 2, 2019
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Margaret Anyango
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Aug 29, 2019
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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David Nyerere
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Aug 15, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Victor Kimario
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Aug 12, 2019
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Zulekha
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Aug 9, 2019
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Dorothy Nkya
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Jul 25, 2019
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Saidi
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Jul 19, 2019
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Kiza
Guest
Jul 19, 2019
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Elizabeth Mtei
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Jul 18, 2019
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Edward Chepkoech
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Jul 14, 2019
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Paul Kamau
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Jul 13, 2019
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Bernard Oduor
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Jul 9, 2019
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Mwafirika
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Jul 2, 2019
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Rukia
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Jun 29, 2019
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Muslima
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Jun 28, 2019
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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James Malima
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Jun 14, 2019
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Grace Minja
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Jun 12, 2019
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Janet Sumari
Guest
May 31, 2019
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Victor Malima
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May 10, 2019
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Martin Otieno
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May 8, 2019
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Ann Awino
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Apr 24, 2019
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Apr 13, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Apr 9, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Andrew Mchome
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Apr 5, 2019
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Vincent Mwangangi
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Apr 3, 2019
😄 You got me good!
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Stephen Kikwete
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Mar 26, 2019
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Anna Mchome
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Mar 18, 2019
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Henry Mollel
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Mar 16, 2019
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
