👥
Mgeni
Guest
Jan 16, 2019
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
👥
Brian Karanja
Guest
Jan 8, 2019
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
👥
Zuhura
Guest
Jan 5, 2019
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
👥
Kassim
Guest
Dec 19, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
👥
Samuel Were
Guest
Dec 16, 2018
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
👥
Fikiri
Guest
Dec 11, 2018
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
👥
Anna Mahiga
Guest
Nov 29, 2018
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
👥
Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Nov 24, 2018
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
👥
Asha
Guest
Nov 12, 2018
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
👥
Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Nov 11, 2018
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
👥
Habiba
Guest
Nov 10, 2018
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
👥
Chiku
Guest
Nov 7, 2018
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
👥
Rashid
Guest
Nov 7, 2018
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
👥
Francis Mtangi
Guest
Nov 6, 2018
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
👥
Mchuma
Guest
Nov 5, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
👥
Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Nov 1, 2018
😆 Totally hilarious!
👥
Salum
Guest
Oct 11, 2018
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
👥
Azima
Guest
Oct 8, 2018
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
👥
Latifa
Guest
Oct 7, 2018
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
👥
Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Oct 4, 2018
😄 Perfect joke!
👥
Kahina
Guest
Sep 28, 2018
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
👥
Tabu
Guest
Sep 24, 2018
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
👥
Rahim
Guest
Sep 9, 2018
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
👥
David Musyoka
Guest
Sep 9, 2018
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
👥
Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Sep 4, 2018
🤣 Brilliant joke!
👥
Leila
Guest
Sep 1, 2018
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
👥
Sarafina
Guest
Aug 24, 2018
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
👥
Abdullah
Guest
Aug 24, 2018
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
👥
Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Aug 18, 2018
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
👥
Chris Okello
Guest
Aug 10, 2018
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
👥
Philip Nyaga
Guest
Jul 26, 2018
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
👥
Nora Kidata
Guest
Jul 18, 2018
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
👥
Kheri
Guest
Jul 16, 2018
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
👥
Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jul 15, 2018
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
👥
Rabia
Guest
Jul 13, 2018
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
👥
Henry Mollel
Guest
Jul 11, 2018
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
👥
Khadija
Guest
Jul 9, 2018
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
👥
Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jul 4, 2018
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
👥
Nassar
Guest
Jun 29, 2018
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
👥
Moses Mwita
Guest
Jun 29, 2018
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
👥
Anna Mchome
Guest
Jun 26, 2018
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
👥
Mariam
Guest
Jun 24, 2018
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
👥
Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jun 21, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
👥
Halima
Guest
Jun 18, 2018
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
👥
Mwajabu
Guest
Jun 5, 2018
🤣 This one got me good!
👥
Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jun 1, 2018
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
👥
Ramadhan
Guest
May 30, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
👥
Rubea
Guest
May 28, 2018
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
👥
Yahya
Guest
May 24, 2018
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
👥
Stephen Mushi
Guest
May 19, 2018
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
👥
Hamida
Guest
May 11, 2018
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
👥
Hamida
Guest
May 9, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
👥
Joseph Mallya
Guest
May 8, 2018
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
👥
Daudi
Guest
May 4, 2018
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
👥
Joyce Mussa
Guest
Apr 27, 2018
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
👥
Abdullah
Guest
Apr 11, 2018
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
👥
Khadija
Guest
Apr 4, 2018
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
👥
Patrick Kidata
Guest
Apr 3, 2018
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
👥
Shani
Guest
Mar 27, 2018
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
👥
Binti
Guest
Mar 21, 2018
😂 This is a keeper!
