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Husna
Guest
Nov 3, 2018
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Maimuna
Guest
Oct 25, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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David Ochieng
Guest
Oct 25, 2018
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Shabani
Guest
Oct 19, 2018
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Oct 14, 2018
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Rashid
Guest
Oct 5, 2018
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Sep 25, 2018
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Ramadhan
Guest
Sep 16, 2018
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Abubakari
Guest
Sep 13, 2018
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Abubakar
Guest
Aug 14, 2018
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Aug 5, 2018
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Aug 5, 2018
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Mariam
Guest
Jul 29, 2018
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Sultan
Guest
Jul 25, 2018
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jul 25, 2018
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jul 24, 2018
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Latifa
Guest
Jul 21, 2018
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jul 17, 2018
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Jabir
Guest
Jun 29, 2018
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Nuru
Guest
Jun 24, 2018
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jun 16, 2018
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Mhina
Guest
Jun 1, 2018
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
May 26, 2018
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
May 16, 2018
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Mwajabu
Guest
May 14, 2018
😄 Perfect joke!
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Apr 24, 2018
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Victor Malima
Guest
Apr 4, 2018
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Raha
Guest
Mar 29, 2018
😄 What a joke!
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Hamida
Guest
Mar 27, 2018
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Mazrui
Guest
Mar 27, 2018
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Mar 22, 2018
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Josephine
Guest
Mar 3, 2018
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Zakia
Guest
Feb 18, 2018
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Feb 16, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Mwafirika
Guest
Feb 11, 2018
😆 Saving this one!
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Feb 1, 2018
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jan 29, 2018
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Josephine
Guest
Jan 28, 2018
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jan 27, 2018
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Chum
Guest
Jan 25, 2018
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Yusuf
Guest
Jan 23, 2018
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jan 22, 2018
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Yusra
Guest
Jan 10, 2018
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jan 9, 2018
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Mwanais
Guest
Jan 5, 2018
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Dec 27, 2017
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Mariam
Guest
Dec 23, 2017
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Dec 19, 2017
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Shamim
Guest
Dec 18, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Jabir
Guest
Dec 17, 2017
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Dec 9, 2017
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Dec 9, 2017
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Mtumwa
Guest
Dec 8, 2017
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Irene Makena
Guest
Dec 5, 2017
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Nov 29, 2017
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Nov 27, 2017
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Sarafina
Guest
Nov 24, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
