Name her Patty! 🍔
Explanation: The hamburger named her daughter Patty, because Patty is a common term used to refer to the beef patty that goes inside a hamburger. It's a play on words that brings a smile to your face, imagining a hamburger giving birth to a little patty. 🍔😄
Husna (Guest) on November 3, 2018
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
Nchi (Guest) on November 1, 2018
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
Maimuna (Guest) on October 25, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
David Ochieng (Guest) on October 25, 2018
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Shabani (Guest) on October 19, 2018
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Jane Muthui (Guest) on October 14, 2018
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
Rashid (Guest) on October 5, 2018
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on September 25, 2018
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
Ramadhan (Guest) on September 16, 2018
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Abubakari (Guest) on September 13, 2018
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
Abubakar (Guest) on August 14, 2018
😄 This is pure brilliance!
Mary Njeri (Guest) on August 5, 2018
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
Mwanajuma (Guest) on August 5, 2018
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Mariam (Guest) on July 29, 2018
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Sultan (Guest) on July 25, 2018
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 25, 2018
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 24, 2018
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
Latifa (Guest) on July 21, 2018
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on July 17, 2018
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Jabir (Guest) on June 29, 2018
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Nuru (Guest) on June 24, 2018
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on June 16, 2018
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Mhina (Guest) on June 1, 2018
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 26, 2018
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on May 16, 2018
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Mwajabu (Guest) on May 14, 2018
😄 Perfect joke!
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on April 24, 2018
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
Victor Malima (Guest) on April 4, 2018
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
Raha (Guest) on March 29, 2018
😄 What a joke!
Hamida (Guest) on March 27, 2018
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
Mazrui (Guest) on March 27, 2018
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
Jackson Makori (Guest) on March 22, 2018
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
Juma (Guest) on March 7, 2018
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
Josephine (Guest) on March 3, 2018
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
Zakia (Guest) on February 18, 2018
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on February 16, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Mwafirika (Guest) on February 11, 2018
😆 Saving this one!
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on February 1, 2018
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Diana Mallya (Guest) on January 29, 2018
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
Josephine (Guest) on January 28, 2018
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
James Kawawa (Guest) on January 27, 2018
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
Chum (Guest) on January 25, 2018
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Yusuf (Guest) on January 23, 2018
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
Janet Sumari (Guest) on January 22, 2018
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Yusra (Guest) on January 10, 2018
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on January 9, 2018
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Mwanais (Guest) on January 5, 2018
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Tabu (Guest) on January 4, 2018
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on December 27, 2017
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Mariam (Guest) on December 23, 2017
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on December 19, 2017
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
Shamim (Guest) on December 18, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
Jabir (Guest) on December 17, 2017
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
Grace Mushi (Guest) on December 9, 2017
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on December 9, 2017
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Mtumwa (Guest) on December 8, 2017
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Irene Makena (Guest) on December 5, 2017
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on November 29, 2017
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Mwanaidha (Guest) on November 27, 2017
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Sarafina (Guest) on November 24, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖