Q: What did the monster ask his sweetheart?
A: "Will you be my boo-tiful forever?" π»π
Explanation: This playful question combines the monster's spooky nature with his affectionate feelings for his sweetheart. The wordplay on "boo-tiful" adds a humorous touch, as monsters often use the term "boo" to scare people. By asking this question, the monster is humorously showing his love and hoping for a forever-lasting relationship with his sweetheart. The ghost emoji π» further emphasizes the monster's charm and adds a delightful twist to the riddle.
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on January 23, 2019
π€£ Brilliant joke!
John Kamande (Guest) on January 22, 2019
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! π·ββοΈποΈ
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 14, 2019
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? βοΈπ§΅
Linda Karimi (Guest) on January 7, 2019
Why donβt some fish play piano? Because you canβt tuna fish! ππΉ
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on December 17, 2018
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereβs my tractor? ππ€·ββοΈ
Victor Kamau (Guest) on December 14, 2018
π€£ Sharing this right now!
Yusuf (Guest) on December 12, 2018
Iβm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ππ©βπΌ
Baridi (Guest) on December 10, 2018
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! πποΈ
Victor Malima (Guest) on November 23, 2018
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donβt work! ππ
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on November 20, 2018
I canβt believe how funny this is! π
Paul Kamau (Guest) on November 19, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. π©β
Mzee (Guest) on November 16, 2018
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. πΌπ€£
David Musyoka (Guest) on October 29, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. π€¦ββοΈπ€£
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on October 22, 2018
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! π§Ήβ°
Samuel Were (Guest) on October 13, 2018
Whatβs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! πͺπ
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 12, 2018
π Mood instantly lifted!
Zainab (Guest) on October 11, 2018
When I said Iβd do it later, I didnβt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. π π
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on September 23, 2018
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? π΄πΉ
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on September 15, 2018
If stress burned calories, Iβd be a supermodel. π₯π
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on September 15, 2018
This is the kind of joke you donβt forget! π
Shamim (Guest) on September 15, 2018
π Pure comedy gold!
David Kawawa (Guest) on September 13, 2018
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnβt figure anything out! ππ€·ββοΈ
Charles Mboje (Guest) on September 9, 2018
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! π‘π
Mary Mrope (Guest) on September 3, 2018
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! πͺ°πΆββοΈ
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on August 25, 2018
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ππ
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on August 24, 2018
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. β°πΌ
Saidi (Guest) on August 19, 2018
Iβm not bossy, Iβm the boss. Big difference. ππ©βπΌ
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on August 9, 2018
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. πͺπ€£
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on August 7, 2018
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyβre always catching bugs! π·οΈπ»
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on July 30, 2018
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. π§π€
Alice Mrema (Guest) on July 28, 2018
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
Mohamed (Guest) on July 24, 2018
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyβre transparent! π»π€₯
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on July 20, 2018
If weβre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π₯ͺπ‘
Robert Okello (Guest) on July 2, 2018
This joke just made my dayβhilarious! π€£
Biashara (Guest) on June 26, 2018
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. β€οΈπ
Robert Okello (Guest) on June 25, 2018
Dear sleep, Iβm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! π΄π
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on June 22, 2018
Why donβt oysters share their pearls? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 11, 2018
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ππ
David Ochieng (Guest) on June 10, 2018
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ππ
Mwanais (Guest) on June 10, 2018
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! π·π₯
Mwajuma (Guest) on May 27, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on May 26, 2018
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ
Charles Mchome (Guest) on May 12, 2018
Iβm not late. Iβm just early for tomorrow. β°π
George Wanjala (Guest) on May 12, 2018
My alone time is for everyoneβs safety. π·π
Rashid (Guest) on May 9, 2018
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on May 9, 2018
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! π»π¬
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on April 30, 2018
π That punchline!
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 22, 2018
π Iβm still chuckling at this!
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on April 16, 2018
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. πΌπΈ
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on April 13, 2018
I smile because I donβt know whatβs going on. ππ€·ββοΈ
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on April 7, 2018
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. π°π€£
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on March 21, 2018
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! π΄ββ οΈπΆ
Mary Kidata (Guest) on March 16, 2018
Iβm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ππ¬
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on February 3, 2018
π Totally hilarious!
George Wanjala (Guest) on January 25, 2018
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Bakari (Guest) on January 12, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. π»π£οΈ
Halima (Guest) on January 11, 2018
Whatβs a catβs favorite color? Purr-ple! π±π
Mohamed (Guest) on January 8, 2018
Whatβs a pigβs favorite karate move? The pork chop! π·π₯
Francis Njeru (Guest) on January 5, 2018
π Still cracking up!
Violet Mumo (Guest) on December 25, 2017
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ππ΄