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Violet Mumo
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Apr 16, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Abdullah
Guest
Apr 12, 2019
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Apr 11, 2019
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Issa
Guest
Apr 10, 2019
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Apr 3, 2019
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Mtumwa
Guest
Mar 5, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Feb 16, 2019
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Aziza
Guest
Feb 2, 2019
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Jamila
Guest
Jan 30, 2019
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jan 22, 2019
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jan 17, 2019
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Dec 27, 2018
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Josephine
Guest
Dec 22, 2018
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Nov 26, 2018
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Nov 26, 2018
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Nov 3, 2018
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Nov 2, 2018
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Mwinyi
Guest
Oct 29, 2018
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Makame
Guest
Oct 23, 2018
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Jabir
Guest
Oct 18, 2018
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Oct 18, 2018
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Nuru
Guest
Sep 30, 2018
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Sep 20, 2018
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Sep 11, 2018
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Sep 5, 2018
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Salma
Guest
Sep 3, 2018
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Sep 1, 2018
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Hekima
Guest
Aug 29, 2018
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Majid
Guest
Aug 20, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Mwajuma
Guest
Aug 18, 2018
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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James Kimani
Guest
Aug 18, 2018
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Ibrahim
Guest
Aug 11, 2018
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Tambwe
Guest
Jul 30, 2018
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jul 12, 2018
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Zakaria
Guest
Jul 11, 2018
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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James Kimani
Guest
Jun 27, 2018
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jun 24, 2018
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Latifa
Guest
Jun 19, 2018
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jun 14, 2018
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Rukia
Guest
May 21, 2018
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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John Lissu
Guest
May 12, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Charles Mboje
Guest
May 9, 2018
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
May 6, 2018
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Apr 20, 2018
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Mwinyi
Guest
Apr 19, 2018
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Asha
Guest
Apr 14, 2018
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Apr 5, 2018
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Zakaria
Guest
Apr 2, 2018
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Shamsa
Guest
Mar 30, 2018
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Hamida
Guest
Mar 28, 2018
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Mar 26, 2018
😅 I needed that!
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Aziza
Guest
Mar 18, 2018
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Mar 17, 2018
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Mar 16, 2018
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Mar 7, 2018
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Mar 2, 2018
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Feb 26, 2018
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Feb 20, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
