👥
Binti
Guest
Aug 21, 2018
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
👥
Majid
Guest
Aug 20, 2018
😂 I need to save this one forever!
👥
Faiza
Guest
Aug 15, 2018
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
👥
Furaha
Guest
Aug 8, 2018
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
👥
Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Aug 7, 2018
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
👥
Carol Nyakio
Guest
Aug 7, 2018
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
👥
Kahina
Guest
Jul 20, 2018
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
👥
Abdullah
Guest
Jul 18, 2018
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
👥
Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jul 13, 2018
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
👥
Warda
Guest
Jul 11, 2018
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
👥
Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jul 10, 2018
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
👥
George Mallya
Guest
Jul 8, 2018
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
👥
Mwanaidi
Guest
Jul 6, 2018
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
👥
Josephine
Guest
Jun 25, 2018
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
👥
Sarah Karani
Guest
Jun 21, 2018
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
👥
Amina
Guest
Jun 13, 2018
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
👥
Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jun 12, 2018
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
👥
Amir
Guest
Jun 12, 2018
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
👥
Ibrahim
Guest
Jun 11, 2018
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
👥
Yusra
Guest
Jun 7, 2018
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
👥
Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jun 5, 2018
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
👥
Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jun 3, 2018
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
👥
Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
May 26, 2018
😆 That punchline!
👥
Edward Chepkoech
Guest
May 22, 2018
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
👥
Chiku
Guest
May 21, 2018
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
👥
Maimuna
Guest
May 20, 2018
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
👥
Victor Kamau
Guest
May 12, 2018
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
👥
Jabir
Guest
May 9, 2018
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
👥
Farida
Guest
May 3, 2018
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
👥
Rose Waithera
Guest
Apr 27, 2018
😃 Instant mood boost!
👥
Frank Sokoine
Guest
Apr 26, 2018
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
👥
Jane Muthoni
Guest
Apr 20, 2018
😆 Rolling on the floor!
👥
John Kamande
Guest
Mar 30, 2018
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
👥
Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Mar 11, 2018
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
👥
Zawadi
Guest
Mar 5, 2018
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
👥
Sofia
Guest
Mar 5, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
👥
Leila
Guest
Mar 2, 2018
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
👥
Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Mar 2, 2018
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
👥
Grace Mushi
Guest
Feb 15, 2018
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
👥
Alice Mwikali
Guest
Feb 13, 2018
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
👥
Jamila
Guest
Jan 24, 2018
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
👥
Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jan 23, 2018
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
👥
Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jan 11, 2018
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
👥
Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Dec 27, 2017
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
👥
Shamsa
Guest
Dec 21, 2017
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
👥
Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Dec 11, 2017
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
👥
Bernard Oduor
Guest
Dec 9, 2017
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
👥
Shabani
Guest
Dec 9, 2017
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
👥
Chris Okello
Guest
Dec 2, 2017
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
👥
Asha
Guest
Nov 29, 2017
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
👥
Peter Mwambui
Guest
Nov 21, 2017
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
👥
Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Nov 13, 2017
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
👥
Khalifa
Guest
Nov 12, 2017
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
👥
Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Nov 10, 2017
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
👥
Bakari
Guest
Nov 10, 2017
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
👥
Salum
Guest
Nov 6, 2017
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
👥
Sarah Achieng
Guest
Oct 28, 2017
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
👥
Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Oct 14, 2017
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
