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Anthony Kariuki
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Sep 13, 2018
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Sep 5, 2018
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Sep 2, 2018
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Baridi
Guest
Aug 26, 2018
😂 Sharing right away!
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Aug 17, 2018
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Aug 2, 2018
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Fadhili
Guest
Aug 2, 2018
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jul 31, 2018
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jul 28, 2018
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Shabani
Guest
Jul 25, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jul 24, 2018
😄 Nailed it!
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jul 23, 2018
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Jul 8, 2018
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Jul 4, 2018
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jun 28, 2018
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jun 25, 2018
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jun 14, 2018
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Hassan
Guest
Jun 13, 2018
😁 This is gold!
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Selemani
Guest
Jun 2, 2018
😆 Still cracking up!
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Nasra
Guest
May 29, 2018
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Peter Otieno
Guest
May 25, 2018
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Sofia
Guest
May 13, 2018
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
May 11, 2018
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
May 9, 2018
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Mwanajuma
Guest
May 2, 2018
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Mwanahawa
Guest
May 2, 2018
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Yusuf
Guest
Apr 29, 2018
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Mgeni
Guest
Apr 28, 2018
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Apr 27, 2018
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Farida
Guest
Apr 26, 2018
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Fikiri
Guest
Apr 21, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Ibrahim
Guest
Apr 21, 2018
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Rehema
Guest
Apr 18, 2018
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Nuru
Guest
Apr 16, 2018
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Apr 16, 2018
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Safiya
Guest
Apr 11, 2018
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Safiya
Guest
Apr 6, 2018
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Apr 5, 2018
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Fadhila
Guest
Mar 23, 2018
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Mar 21, 2018
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Mar 17, 2018
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Mar 11, 2018
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Saidi
Guest
Mar 9, 2018
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Mwinyi
Guest
Mar 7, 2018
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Khatib
Guest
Mar 4, 2018
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Rashid
Guest
Mar 1, 2018
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Feb 23, 2018
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Feb 23, 2018
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Mashaka
Guest
Feb 13, 2018
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Salma
Guest
Feb 10, 2018
😄 Pure comedy gold!
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Feb 8, 2018
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jan 24, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Warda
Guest
Jan 23, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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David Kawawa
Guest
Jan 21, 2018
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Rahma
Guest
Jan 10, 2018
🤣 Pure genius!
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jan 2, 2018
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Nyota
Guest
Jan 2, 2018
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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David Ochieng
Guest
Dec 14, 2017
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Mjaka
Guest
Dec 7, 2017
😁 This made my day!
