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Anna Sumari
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May 9, 2019
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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James Kawawa
Guest
May 8, 2019
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
May 6, 2019
😂 Sharing right away!
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Patrick Akech
Guest
May 5, 2019
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Apr 19, 2019
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Warda
Guest
Apr 11, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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James Kimani
Guest
Apr 7, 2019
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Mwafirika
Guest
Apr 5, 2019
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Jabir
Guest
Mar 31, 2019
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Mar 30, 2019
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Mar 11, 2019
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Baraka
Guest
Mar 8, 2019
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Feb 27, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Feb 17, 2019
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Feb 1, 2019
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Azima
Guest
Jan 22, 2019
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jan 19, 2019
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Jan 17, 2019
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jan 15, 2019
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Muslima
Guest
Jan 11, 2019
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Kazija
Guest
Jan 9, 2019
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Dec 26, 2018
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Dec 25, 2018
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Biashara
Guest
Dec 25, 2018
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Dec 21, 2018
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Dec 16, 2018
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Mchuma
Guest
Dec 12, 2018
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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David Ochieng
Guest
Dec 12, 2018
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Dec 7, 2018
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Nov 30, 2018
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Nov 7, 2018
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Oct 22, 2018
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Tambwe
Guest
Oct 18, 2018
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Mtumwa
Guest
Oct 5, 2018
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Sep 25, 2018
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Sep 10, 2018
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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John Mwangi
Guest
Sep 9, 2018
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Kijakazi
Guest
Sep 9, 2018
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Sep 9, 2018
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Issack
Guest
Sep 5, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Aug 22, 2018
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Aug 17, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Aug 11, 2018
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Rahma
Guest
Aug 6, 2018
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jul 24, 2018
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Tambwe
Guest
Jul 24, 2018
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jul 24, 2018
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Jul 20, 2018
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Jafari
Guest
Jul 12, 2018
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Jun 24, 2018
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jun 21, 2018
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Zubeida
Guest
Jun 21, 2018
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jun 20, 2018
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Zubeida
Guest
Jun 8, 2018
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Nyota
Guest
May 24, 2018
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Rabia
Guest
May 11, 2018
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
May 8, 2018
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Diana Mallya
Guest
May 4, 2018
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Victor Malima
Guest
Apr 28, 2018
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Sofia
Guest
Apr 12, 2018
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
