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Diana Mallya
Guest
Feb 13, 2019
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Feb 12, 2019
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Mariam
Guest
Jan 31, 2019
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Khalifa
Guest
Jan 21, 2019
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jan 18, 2019
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Chum
Guest
Jan 18, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Ramadhan
Guest
Dec 23, 2018
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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John Mushi
Guest
Dec 22, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Dec 21, 2018
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Dec 18, 2018
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Dec 4, 2018
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Nov 26, 2018
😂 This is too funny!
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Nov 25, 2018
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Nov 11, 2018
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Fadhili
Guest
Nov 9, 2018
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Oct 11, 2018
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Oct 5, 2018
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Oct 2, 2018
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Raha
Guest
Sep 28, 2018
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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David Kawawa
Guest
Sep 26, 2018
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Sep 25, 2018
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Maneno
Guest
Sep 24, 2018
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Sep 23, 2018
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Sarafina
Guest
Sep 19, 2018
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Kheri
Guest
Sep 16, 2018
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Sep 12, 2018
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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George Mallya
Guest
Aug 25, 2018
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Aug 11, 2018
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Aug 6, 2018
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Aug 2, 2018
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Majid
Guest
Aug 1, 2018
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jul 28, 2018
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Mwanais
Guest
Jul 22, 2018
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Arifa
Guest
Jul 15, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jul 7, 2018
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jun 30, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jun 25, 2018
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Mzee
Guest
Jun 13, 2018
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jun 11, 2018
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jun 11, 2018
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Kijakazi
Guest
May 30, 2018
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Monica Lissu
Guest
May 28, 2018
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
May 16, 2018
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
May 13, 2018
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
May 12, 2018
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Mwajabu
Guest
Apr 28, 2018
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Apr 22, 2018
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Fatuma
Guest
Apr 13, 2018
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Omari
Guest
Apr 12, 2018
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Chiku
Guest
Apr 1, 2018
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Sofia
Guest
Mar 20, 2018
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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John Kamande
Guest
Mar 20, 2018
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Mar 20, 2018
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Abdullah
Guest
Mar 11, 2018
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Mar 10, 2018
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Mar 6, 2018
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Feb 21, 2018
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Feb 20, 2018
🤣 This one got me good!
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Feb 18, 2018
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
