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Amani
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Dec 16, 2018
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Josephine Nduta
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Dec 2, 2018
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Nancy Akumu
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Nov 19, 2018
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Sarah Mbise
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Nov 16, 2018
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Esther Nyambura
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Nov 14, 2018
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Salima
Guest
Oct 28, 2018
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Binti
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Oct 15, 2018
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Sofia
Guest
Oct 15, 2018
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Sumaya
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Oct 10, 2018
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Daudi
Guest
Oct 8, 2018
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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David Ochieng
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Oct 7, 2018
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Sultan
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Sep 3, 2018
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Mwagonda
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Aug 29, 2018
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Omari
Guest
Aug 26, 2018
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Asha
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Aug 24, 2018
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Abubakar
Guest
Aug 19, 2018
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Stephen Mushi
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Aug 18, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Aug 9, 2018
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Monica Adhiambo
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Aug 9, 2018
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Aug 7, 2018
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Aug 6, 2018
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Mary Sokoine
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Aug 4, 2018
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Nancy Kawawa
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Jul 29, 2018
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Mjaka
Guest
Jul 26, 2018
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Khadija
Guest
Jul 24, 2018
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Janet Sumaye
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Jul 20, 2018
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jul 15, 2018
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Raha
Guest
Jul 10, 2018
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Baraka
Guest
Jul 10, 2018
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Sofia
Guest
Jul 7, 2018
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Francis Mtangi
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Jul 4, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Susan Wangari
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Jul 2, 2018
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Peter Otieno
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Jun 30, 2018
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Halimah
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Jun 24, 2018
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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David Nyerere
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Jun 10, 2018
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Agnes Njeri
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Jun 6, 2018
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Lydia Mutheu
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May 29, 2018
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Robert Okello
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May 25, 2018
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Yusuf
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May 20, 2018
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
May 16, 2018
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Kijakazi
Guest
May 8, 2018
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Faiza
Guest
May 6, 2018
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Apr 28, 2018
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Jamila
Guest
Apr 15, 2018
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Nchi
Guest
Apr 11, 2018
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Apr 6, 2018
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Apr 1, 2018
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Paul Ndomba
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Mar 28, 2018
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Richard Mulwa
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Mar 28, 2018
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Mar 13, 2018
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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George Ndungu
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Mar 9, 2018
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Victor Kimario
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Feb 23, 2018
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Nancy Kawawa
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Feb 21, 2018
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Feb 17, 2018
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Bakari
Guest
Feb 15, 2018
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Salum
Guest
Feb 4, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Zawadi
Guest
Jan 31, 2018
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jan 8, 2018
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Jan 4, 2018
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Jabir
Guest
Jan 3, 2018
😅 I needed that!
