The ruler! ๐ Because it measures up to be the absolute ruler of the classroom! ๐ Plus, it's always ready to lay down the law when it comes to straight lines and perfect angles. No other school supply can quite measure up to its regal status! ๐คด๐ผ๐
Explanation: This answer plays with the double meaning of "king" in the question, incorporating the ruler (the measuring tool) as the humorous king of the classroom. The use of emojis adds a playful touch to the response, emphasizing the ruler's authority and importance in maintaining order and precision in the classroom.
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on March 24, 2019
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on March 18, 2019
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
Wande (Guest) on March 12, 2019
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
Mwanaidi (Guest) on March 10, 2019
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on March 3, 2019
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
Amani (Guest) on February 22, 2019
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
Linda Karimi (Guest) on February 14, 2019
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
Husna (Guest) on February 10, 2019
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on January 31, 2019
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on January 24, 2019
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
David Kawawa (Guest) on January 17, 2019
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on January 17, 2019
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on January 13, 2019
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
Sumaya (Guest) on January 12, 2019
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on January 11, 2019
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Shukuru (Guest) on January 1, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on December 15, 2018
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
John Lissu (Guest) on December 13, 2018
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
Michael Mboya (Guest) on December 11, 2018
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
Alice Jebet (Guest) on December 7, 2018
I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐ ๐
Yusra (Guest) on December 4, 2018
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
James Mduma (Guest) on November 27, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Susan Wangari (Guest) on November 19, 2018
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iโm talking to myself non-stop. ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ญ
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on November 14, 2018
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
Bakari (Guest) on November 8, 2018
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
Issack (Guest) on November 6, 2018
I donโt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโt even know you.' Weโve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐ฑ๐
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on October 30, 2018
Itโs not that Iโm lazy, Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Mwajuma (Guest) on October 27, 2018
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on October 14, 2018
If weโre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ง๐
Sofia (Guest) on October 8, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. ๐ฆ๐ธ
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on September 28, 2018
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on September 25, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโm talking on it. ๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Zawadi (Guest) on September 23, 2018
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
Peter Otieno (Guest) on September 22, 2018
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐ ๐
Grace Mushi (Guest) on September 19, 2018
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐คช
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on September 13, 2018
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Mzee (Guest) on September 12, 2018
๐ Iโm dying over here!
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on September 8, 2018
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on August 29, 2018
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ
Irene Akoth (Guest) on August 29, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on August 27, 2018
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
Jackson Makori (Guest) on August 21, 2018
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 21, 2018
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐๐ด
Patrick Akech (Guest) on August 8, 2018
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
Baraka (Guest) on August 1, 2018
Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on July 13, 2018
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! ๐ โฝ
Fadhila (Guest) on July 12, 2018
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. ๐ด๐๏ธ
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on July 11, 2018
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ด
Mwafirika (Guest) on July 5, 2018
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโll go on ahead! ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ
Mwanaidi (Guest) on June 23, 2018
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on June 23, 2018
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐ฑโฐ๏ธ
Omari (Guest) on June 10, 2018
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on June 9, 2018
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
Mary Kidata (Guest) on June 9, 2018
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Sofia (Guest) on June 8, 2018
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on June 1, 2018
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
Muslima (Guest) on May 23, 2018
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
Zubeida (Guest) on May 15, 2018
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ
Ibrahim (Guest) on May 7, 2018
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
Khadija (Guest) on April 10, 2018
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ