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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Mar 24, 2019
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Mar 18, 2019
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Wande
Guest
Mar 12, 2019
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Mar 10, 2019
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Mar 3, 2019
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Amani
Guest
Feb 22, 2019
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Feb 14, 2019
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Husna
Guest
Feb 10, 2019
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jan 31, 2019
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jan 24, 2019
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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David Kawawa
Guest
Jan 17, 2019
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jan 17, 2019
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jan 13, 2019
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Sumaya
Guest
Jan 12, 2019
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jan 11, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Shukuru
Guest
Jan 1, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Dec 15, 2018
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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John Lissu
Guest
Dec 13, 2018
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Dec 11, 2018
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Dec 7, 2018
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Yusra
Guest
Dec 4, 2018
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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James Mduma
Guest
Nov 27, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Nov 19, 2018
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Nov 14, 2018
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Bakari
Guest
Nov 8, 2018
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Issack
Guest
Nov 6, 2018
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Oct 30, 2018
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Mwajuma
Guest
Oct 27, 2018
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Oct 14, 2018
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Sofia
Guest
Oct 8, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Sep 28, 2018
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Sep 25, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Zawadi
Guest
Sep 23, 2018
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Sep 22, 2018
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Sep 19, 2018
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Sep 13, 2018
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Mzee
Guest
Sep 12, 2018
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Sep 8, 2018
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Aug 29, 2018
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Aug 29, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Aug 27, 2018
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Aug 21, 2018
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Aug 21, 2018
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Aug 8, 2018
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Baraka
Guest
Aug 1, 2018
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jul 13, 2018
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Fadhila
Guest
Jul 12, 2018
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jul 11, 2018
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jul 5, 2018
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jun 23, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jun 23, 2018
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Omari
Guest
Jun 10, 2018
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jun 9, 2018
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jun 9, 2018
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Sofia
Guest
Jun 8, 2018
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jun 1, 2018
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Muslima
Guest
May 23, 2018
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Zubeida
Guest
May 15, 2018
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Ibrahim
Guest
May 7, 2018
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Khadija
Guest
Apr 10, 2018
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
