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Rahim
Guest
Feb 5, 2019
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Feb 5, 2019
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jan 29, 2019
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Shani
Guest
Jan 11, 2019
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Mtumwa
Guest
Dec 26, 2018
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Nasra
Guest
Dec 7, 2018
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Yahya
Guest
Nov 30, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Kiza
Guest
Nov 16, 2018
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Nov 15, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Amir
Guest
Nov 15, 2018
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Nov 12, 2018
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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James Kawawa
Guest
Nov 3, 2018
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Oct 28, 2018
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Oct 22, 2018
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Samuel Were
Guest
Oct 18, 2018
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Oct 16, 2018
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Oct 14, 2018
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Oct 6, 2018
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Oct 2, 2018
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Sep 30, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Rabia
Guest
Sep 27, 2018
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Sep 23, 2018
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Sep 13, 2018
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Ann Awino
Guest
Sep 3, 2018
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Ndoto
Guest
Aug 7, 2018
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Aug 2, 2018
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jul 24, 2018
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Tabu
Guest
Jul 20, 2018
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jul 20, 2018
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Salma
Guest
Jul 18, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Amina
Guest
Jun 29, 2018
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Jun 23, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jun 21, 2018
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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David Chacha
Guest
Jun 15, 2018
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Sumaya
Guest
Jun 13, 2018
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Latifa
Guest
Jun 4, 2018
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Zakia
Guest
May 23, 2018
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
May 22, 2018
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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John Kamande
Guest
May 20, 2018
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
May 15, 2018
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Mjaka
Guest
May 3, 2018
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Mwalimu
Guest
Apr 29, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Apr 27, 2018
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Mtumwa
Guest
Apr 11, 2018
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Apr 4, 2018
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Apr 3, 2018
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Mar 30, 2018
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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David Chacha
Guest
Mar 29, 2018
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Mar 5, 2018
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Mazrui
Guest
Feb 23, 2018
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Feb 22, 2018
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Feb 12, 2018
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Yusuf
Guest
Feb 12, 2018
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Irene Makena
Guest
Feb 9, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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David Nyerere
Guest
Feb 8, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Jan 31, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Mchuma
Guest
Jan 27, 2018
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jan 26, 2018
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Kahina
Guest
Jan 23, 2018
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jan 17, 2018
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
