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Moses Mwita
Guest
Nov 26, 2018
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Kahina
Guest
Nov 21, 2018
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Nov 10, 2018
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Rahim
Guest
Nov 10, 2018
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Nov 9, 2018
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Nov 5, 2018
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Nov 5, 2018
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Amina
Guest
Oct 23, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Neema
Guest
Oct 17, 2018
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Amina
Guest
Oct 12, 2018
😁 This just made my day!
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Ramadhan
Guest
Oct 11, 2018
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Oct 11, 2018
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Oct 4, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Furaha
Guest
Sep 30, 2018
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Sep 16, 2018
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Jabir
Guest
Sep 13, 2018
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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John Mwangi
Guest
Sep 11, 2018
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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David Kawawa
Guest
Sep 10, 2018
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Josephine
Guest
Sep 5, 2018
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Aug 26, 2018
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Rahma
Guest
Aug 26, 2018
😄 You got me!
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Aug 17, 2018
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jul 19, 2018
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jul 16, 2018
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jul 9, 2018
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Zakaria
Guest
Jul 7, 2018
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jun 27, 2018
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jun 25, 2018
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Warda
Guest
Jun 5, 2018
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jun 5, 2018
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jun 3, 2018
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Shamsa
Guest
May 26, 2018
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Yusuf
Guest
May 23, 2018
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
May 9, 2018
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Yusuf
Guest
Apr 24, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Husna
Guest
Apr 18, 2018
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Mwalimu
Guest
Apr 17, 2018
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Apr 15, 2018
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Majid
Guest
Apr 13, 2018
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Apr 12, 2018
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Apr 7, 2018
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Binti
Guest
Mar 21, 2018
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Maneno
Guest
Mar 20, 2018
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Mar 18, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Selemani
Guest
Mar 4, 2018
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Feb 24, 2018
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Mchuma
Guest
Feb 23, 2018
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Chris Okello
Guest
Feb 22, 2018
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Feb 17, 2018
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Samuel Were
Guest
Feb 10, 2018
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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James Malima
Guest
Feb 8, 2018
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Feb 3, 2018
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Zainab
Guest
Jan 29, 2018
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Maulid
Guest
Jan 19, 2018
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Jamal
Guest
Jan 9, 2018
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Nahida
Guest
Dec 13, 2017
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Arifa
Guest
Dec 11, 2017
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
