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Janet Sumaye
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Feb 3, 2019
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Kenneth Murithi
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Feb 2, 2019
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Khadija
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Feb 1, 2019
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Mwanahawa
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Jan 24, 2019
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Maneno
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Jan 19, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Kheri
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Jan 19, 2019
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Monica Lissu
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Jan 16, 2019
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Mwanakhamis
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Jan 12, 2019
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Francis Njeru
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Jan 7, 2019
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Robert Ndunguru
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Jan 6, 2019
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Rose Mwinuka
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Jan 2, 2019
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Catherine Mkumbo
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Jan 2, 2019
😁 This made my day!
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Mary Sokoine
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Dec 24, 2018
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Fadhili
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Dec 13, 2018
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Abdullah
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Dec 12, 2018
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Mwanaidi
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Dec 11, 2018
😅 I needed that!
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Faiza
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Dec 9, 2018
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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James Mduma
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Dec 5, 2018
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Mhina
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Nov 27, 2018
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Mwinyi
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Nov 23, 2018
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Ann Awino
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Nov 19, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Hekima
Guest
Nov 14, 2018
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Mtumwa
Guest
Nov 3, 2018
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Kahina
Guest
Oct 15, 2018
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Nancy Komba
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Oct 14, 2018
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Issack
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Oct 11, 2018
🤣 Pure genius!
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Kiza
Guest
Sep 18, 2018
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Monica Adhiambo
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Sep 15, 2018
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Farida
Guest
Sep 8, 2018
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Linda Karimi
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Sep 6, 2018
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Mwalimu
Guest
Sep 2, 2018
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Khamis
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Aug 31, 2018
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Mchawi
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Aug 31, 2018
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Mwajabu
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Aug 29, 2018
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Binti
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Aug 26, 2018
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Grace Minja
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Aug 24, 2018
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Betty Cheruiyot
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Aug 17, 2018
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Kheri
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Aug 17, 2018
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Victor Kimario
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Aug 6, 2018
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Jabir
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Aug 3, 2018
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Maimuna
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Aug 1, 2018
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Christopher Oloo
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Jul 30, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Jaffar
Guest
Jul 24, 2018
😆 That punchline!
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Jane Muthoni
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Jul 12, 2018
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Mgeni
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Jun 28, 2018
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Issack
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Jun 23, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Benjamin Masanja
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Jun 22, 2018
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Rehema
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Jun 21, 2018
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Farida
Guest
Jun 17, 2018
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Jafari
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Jun 13, 2018
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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James Kawawa
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Jun 7, 2018
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Grace Njuguna
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Jun 7, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Amani
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Jun 5, 2018
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Rukia
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Jun 4, 2018
😂 I’m dying!
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Juma
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May 28, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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George Wanjala
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May 26, 2018
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Wilson Ombati
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May 15, 2018
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Maneno
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May 11, 2018
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Elizabeth Mtei
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May 10, 2018
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
