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Janet Sumaye
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Feb 3, 2019
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
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Kenneth Murithi
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Feb 2, 2019
My life feels like a test I didnโt study for. ๐๐คฏ
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Khadija
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Feb 1, 2019
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
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Mwanahawa
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Jan 24, 2019
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
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Maneno
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Jan 19, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
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Kheri
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Jan 19, 2019
๐ Added to my favorites!
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Monica Lissu
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Jan 16, 2019
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
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Mwanakhamis
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Jan 12, 2019
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
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Francis Njeru
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Jan 7, 2019
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I needed that laugh!
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jan 6, 2019
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
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Nchi
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Jan 5, 2019
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jan 2, 2019
Itโs not that Iโm lazy, Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
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Catherine Mkumbo
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Jan 2, 2019
๐ This made my day!
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Mary Sokoine
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Dec 24, 2018
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! ๐
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Fadhili
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Dec 13, 2018
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
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Abdullah
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Dec 12, 2018
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
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Mwanaidi
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Dec 11, 2018
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I needed that!
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Faiza
Guest
Dec 9, 2018
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
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James Mduma
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Dec 5, 2018
If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐
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Mhina
Guest
Nov 27, 2018
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
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Mwinyi
Guest
Nov 23, 2018
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
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Ann Awino
Guest
Nov 19, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
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Hekima
Guest
Nov 14, 2018
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐๐คก
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Mtumwa
Guest
Nov 3, 2018
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Kahina
Guest
Oct 15, 2018
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Oct 14, 2018
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Issack
Guest
Oct 11, 2018
๐คฃ Pure genius!
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Kiza
Guest
Sep 18, 2018
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐๐ค
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Monica Adhiambo
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Sep 15, 2018
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐ป๐๏ธ
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Farida
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Sep 8, 2018
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ
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Linda Karimi
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Sep 6, 2018
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
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Mwalimu
Guest
Sep 2, 2018
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
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Khamis
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Aug 31, 2018
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Iโm still laughing!
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Mchawi
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Aug 31, 2018
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
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Mwajabu
Guest
Aug 29, 2018
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโt like bills! ๐ฆ๐ต
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Binti
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Aug 26, 2018
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
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Grace Minja
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Aug 24, 2018
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
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Betty Cheruiyot
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Aug 17, 2018
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
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Kheri
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Aug 17, 2018
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐๐
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Victor Kimario
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Aug 6, 2018
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
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Jabir
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Aug 3, 2018
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ฎ๐ค
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Maimuna
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Aug 1, 2018
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐
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Christopher Oloo
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Jul 30, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐
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Jaffar
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Jul 24, 2018
๐ That punchline!
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Jane Muthoni
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Jul 12, 2018
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
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Mgeni
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Jun 28, 2018
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
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Issack
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Jun 23, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ
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Benjamin Masanja
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Jun 22, 2018
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
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Rehema
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Jun 21, 2018
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐ฆ๐ด
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Farida
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Jun 17, 2018
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค
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Jafari
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Jun 13, 2018
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. ๐ฒ๐
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James Kawawa
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Jun 7, 2018
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
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Grace Njuguna
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Jun 7, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
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Amani
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Jun 5, 2018
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
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Rukia
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Jun 4, 2018
๐ Iโm dying!
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Juma
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May 28, 2018
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค
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George Wanjala
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May 26, 2018
Why donโt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! โ๏ธ๐ค
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Wilson Ombati
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May 15, 2018
I donโt procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐๏ธ๐
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Maneno
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May 11, 2018
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
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Elizabeth Mtei
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May 10, 2018
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐