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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Oct 18, 2018
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Oct 16, 2018
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Oct 15, 2018
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Oct 13, 2018
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Oct 9, 2018
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Salma
Guest
Oct 7, 2018
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Issa
Guest
Sep 22, 2018
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Rukia
Guest
Sep 18, 2018
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Sep 15, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Sep 10, 2018
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Aug 19, 2018
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Aug 17, 2018
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Aug 6, 2018
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Salum
Guest
Aug 6, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Jamal
Guest
Aug 5, 2018
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Warda
Guest
Jul 29, 2018
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Wande
Guest
Jul 28, 2018
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jul 24, 2018
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Biashara
Guest
Jul 23, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jul 19, 2018
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Jul 11, 2018
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Salima
Guest
Jul 1, 2018
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Mhina
Guest
Jul 1, 2018
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jun 21, 2018
😄 What a joke!
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jun 9, 2018
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Salum
Guest
Jun 4, 2018
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jun 1, 2018
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
May 29, 2018
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
May 26, 2018
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Mwanaisha
Guest
May 18, 2018
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
May 10, 2018
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Wande
Guest
May 5, 2018
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
May 1, 2018
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Apr 21, 2018
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Apr 16, 2018
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Juma
Guest
Apr 16, 2018
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Baridi
Guest
Apr 7, 2018
😄 Nailed it!
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Apr 3, 2018
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Wande
Guest
Mar 20, 2018
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Maulid
Guest
Mar 20, 2018
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Feb 25, 2018
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Kheri
Guest
Feb 7, 2018
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Ann Awino
Guest
Feb 4, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Zainab
Guest
Feb 3, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jan 25, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jan 24, 2018
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Halimah
Guest
Jan 21, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jan 11, 2018
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jan 5, 2018
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Latifa
Guest
Dec 24, 2017
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Dec 24, 2017
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Dec 23, 2017
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Dec 11, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Ann Awino
Guest
Dec 10, 2017
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Nov 29, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Arifa
Guest
Nov 25, 2017
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Mjaka
Guest
Nov 22, 2017
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Baraka
Guest
Nov 18, 2017
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
