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Mchawi
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Jan 13, 2019
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jan 11, 2019
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Biashara
Guest
Jan 9, 2019
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Khatib
Guest
Jan 4, 2019
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Dec 26, 2018
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Dec 18, 2018
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Dec 15, 2018
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Nassar
Guest
Dec 12, 2018
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Dec 9, 2018
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Nov 24, 2018
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Abubakar
Guest
Nov 19, 2018
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Nov 14, 2018
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Nov 7, 2018
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Nov 3, 2018
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Oct 29, 2018
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Athumani
Guest
Oct 18, 2018
😄 Too good!
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Oct 13, 2018
😂 So funny!
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Asha
Guest
Oct 13, 2018
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Grace Minja
Guest
Sep 30, 2018
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Maneno
Guest
Sep 28, 2018
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Habiba
Guest
Sep 26, 2018
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Fadhila
Guest
Aug 24, 2018
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Saidi
Guest
Aug 11, 2018
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Maida
Guest
Aug 10, 2018
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Aug 9, 2018
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jul 27, 2018
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Khamis
Guest
Jul 26, 2018
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jul 15, 2018
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jul 10, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Ahmed
Guest
Jul 2, 2018
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jun 15, 2018
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jun 11, 2018
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Jun 6, 2018
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jun 5, 2018
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Mashaka
Guest
Jun 1, 2018
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Tambwe
Guest
May 31, 2018
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
May 31, 2018
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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David Chacha
Guest
May 29, 2018
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Francis Njeru
Guest
May 24, 2018
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Robert Okello
Guest
May 21, 2018
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Amina
Guest
May 20, 2018
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
May 19, 2018
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
May 19, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Alice Jebet
Guest
May 16, 2018
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Fadhili
Guest
May 13, 2018
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
May 3, 2018
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Ibrahim
Guest
May 3, 2018
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Apr 29, 2018
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Apr 13, 2018
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Apr 12, 2018
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Khatib
Guest
Apr 8, 2018
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Safiya
Guest
Apr 4, 2018
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Apr 2, 2018
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Mar 30, 2018
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Husna
Guest
Mar 28, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Fadhila
Guest
Mar 27, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Juma
Guest
Mar 25, 2018
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Maneno
Guest
Mar 20, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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James Mduma
Guest
Mar 19, 2018
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Mgeni
Guest
Mar 1, 2018
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
