Why did the horse chew with his mouth open?

Abdullah (Guest) on November 20, 2018

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on November 5, 2018

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Hamida (Guest) on October 31, 2018

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Charles Mrope (Guest) on October 26, 2018

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Robert Okello (Guest) on October 24, 2018

Thanks Ackyshine

Khamis (Guest) on October 15, 2018

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on October 13, 2018

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on October 9, 2018

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on October 7, 2018

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Charles Mrope (Guest) on October 6, 2018

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Josephine (Guest) on October 4, 2018

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on September 25, 2018

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Issa (Guest) on September 22, 2018

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on September 14, 2018

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

James Kimani (Guest) on August 29, 2018

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on August 25, 2018

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Shabani (Guest) on August 24, 2018

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Amani (Guest) on August 23, 2018

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Abdillah (Guest) on August 20, 2018

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on August 20, 2018

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Zawadi (Guest) on August 1, 2018

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on July 28, 2018

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on July 21, 2018

😁 This just made my day!

Jane Malecela (Guest) on July 12, 2018

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on July 12, 2018

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on July 9, 2018

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on July 3, 2018

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Khadija (Guest) on July 3, 2018

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Tabu (Guest) on June 30, 2018

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

James Malima (Guest) on June 22, 2018

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Anna Malela (Guest) on June 16, 2018

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Rashid (Guest) on June 15, 2018

😂 This is too funny!

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on June 9, 2018

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on June 7, 2018

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on May 31, 2018

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Mwanaidha (Guest) on May 23, 2018

😆 That punchline!

Juma (Guest) on May 23, 2018

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Ramadhan (Guest) on May 16, 2018

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on April 29, 2018

😄 What a joke!

Rubea (Guest) on April 23, 2018

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on April 17, 2018

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Saidi (Guest) on April 15, 2018

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on March 29, 2018

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Abdullah (Guest) on March 14, 2018

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on March 12, 2018

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Kevin Maina (Guest) on March 9, 2018

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 2, 2018

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on February 28, 2018

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on February 19, 2018

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

John Mwangi (Guest) on February 12, 2018

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on February 10, 2018

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Kassim (Guest) on February 8, 2018

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

John Mushi (Guest) on February 8, 2018

😂 This is a keeper!

Ann Wambui (Guest) on February 6, 2018

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Yusra (Guest) on February 4, 2018

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

David Ochieng (Guest) on February 3, 2018

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Kahina (Guest) on January 30, 2018

😆 Saving this one!

Monica Lissu (Guest) on January 30, 2018

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Kevin Maina (Guest) on January 22, 2018

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 8, 2018

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫