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Chum
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Apr 16, 2019
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Issa
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Apr 13, 2019
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Mustafa
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Apr 12, 2019
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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James Kawawa
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Apr 12, 2019
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Lydia Wanyama
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Apr 10, 2019
😄 Too good!
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James Mduma
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Mar 29, 2019
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Francis Mtangi
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Mar 28, 2019
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Jane Muthoni
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Mar 26, 2019
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Kazija
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Mar 17, 2019
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Philip Nyaga
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Mar 10, 2019
😅 I needed that!
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Henry Mollel
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Mar 6, 2019
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Edward Chepkoech
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Feb 23, 2019
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Nancy Kawawa
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Feb 19, 2019
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Nashon
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Feb 11, 2019
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Elijah Mutua
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Jan 25, 2019
😁 This is gold!
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Jabir
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Jan 24, 2019
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Elizabeth Mrema
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Jan 22, 2019
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Betty Cheruiyot
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Jan 22, 2019
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Lydia Wanyama
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Jan 22, 2019
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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James Malima
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Jan 21, 2019
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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John Lissu
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Jan 21, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Mary Kidata
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Jan 15, 2019
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Khamis
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Jan 15, 2019
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jan 7, 2019
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Jaffar
Guest
Jan 5, 2019
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Peter Otieno
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Dec 16, 2018
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Mariam
Guest
Nov 25, 2018
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Joseph Kiwanga
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Nov 22, 2018
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Aziza
Guest
Nov 17, 2018
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Tambwe
Guest
Nov 17, 2018
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Nora Lowassa
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Nov 16, 2018
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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John Lissu
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Nov 12, 2018
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Nov 8, 2018
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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James Malima
Guest
Nov 7, 2018
😂 So funny!
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Nov 4, 2018
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Abubakari
Guest
Oct 24, 2018
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Ann Wambui
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Oct 23, 2018
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Victor Kimario
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Oct 23, 2018
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Edwin Ndambuki
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Oct 3, 2018
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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David Kawawa
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Sep 29, 2018
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Grace Mligo
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Sep 20, 2018
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Sep 16, 2018
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Zulekha
Guest
Sep 10, 2018
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Shamsa
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Sep 9, 2018
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Elizabeth Mrema
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Aug 31, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Ann Awino
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Aug 27, 2018
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Philip Nyaga
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Aug 27, 2018
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Kahina
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Aug 25, 2018
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Stephen Malecela
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Aug 24, 2018
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Kassim
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Aug 19, 2018
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Zuhura
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Aug 7, 2018
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Bakari
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Aug 2, 2018
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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David Kawawa
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Jul 22, 2018
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jul 19, 2018
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jun 28, 2018
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Mwanakhamis
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Jun 22, 2018
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Robert Okello
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Jun 21, 2018
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Maida
Guest
Jun 20, 2018
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Hawa
Guest
Jun 17, 2018
😄 Perfect joke!
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Philip Nyaga
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May 31, 2018
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
