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Jokes That Make Life Better: 10 Humorous Antidotes for Stress

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Jokes That Make Life Better: 10 Humorous Antidotes for Stress

Life can be a rollercoaster ride filled with ups, downs, and the occasional loop-de-loop. But fear not! Amidst the chaos and stress, there is a silver lining โ€“ laughter! They say laughter is the best medicine, and boy, do we have the prescription for you. Get ready to chuckle, snort, and giggle your way to a happier life with these ten humorous antidotes for stress.

  1. The "Knock, Knock" Classic: Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, and we'll tell you a joke that'll make your stress melt like butter on a baking potato!

  2. The "Clumsy Waiter": Why did the waiter bring a ladder to the salad bar? Because the chef kept telling him the salad dressing was on the top shelf!

  3. The "Punny Parrot": Why did the parrot bring a ladder to the party? Because it wanted to be a high flyer!

  4. The "Dancing Shoes": Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!

  5. The "Tech Support Hilarity": Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus, and it couldn't stop sneezing bytes!

  6. The "Mix-Up at the Zoo": Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers!

  7. The "Baking Catastrophe": Why did the doughnut go to therapy? Because it felt a little glazed and confused!

  8. The "Coffee Break": Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because it was outstanding in its field!

  9. The "Fishy Tale": Why don't fish play basketball? Because they're afraid of the net!

  10. The "Squirrel Wisdom": Why don't squirrels trust trees? Because they're a little too shady!

Life is too short to take everything seriously. Embrace the absurdity and let laughter be your guiding star through the murky waters of stress. Remember to share these jokes with your loved ones and spread the joy โ€“ after all, laughter is highly contagious, and who doesn't want to be an agent of hilarity?

So, the next time you feel the weight of the world on your shoulders, take a moment to breathe, relax, and let these ten humorous antidotes whisk you away to a land of giggles and guffaws. A good belly laugh releases endorphins, boosts your mood, and helps you forget about those pesky stressors dragging you down.

Laughter truly is the secret ingredient to make life better. So, go forth, my fellow joke enthusiasts, and let the healing power of humor wash away your worries. Remember, if you can find humor in the absurdity of life, you can conquer anything that comes your way!

In conclusion, let's embrace the wisdom of American writer, Mark Twain, who once said, "Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand." So, arm yourself with these ten jokes, and remember, stress doesn't stand a chance when you're armed with a good sense of humor!

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๐Ÿ‘ฅ Joy Wacera Guest Oct 10, 2017
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโ€™t tried chocolate. ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ˜‚
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Lucy Mahiga Guest Oct 4, 2017
If you canโ€™t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฏ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Daudi Guest Sep 11, 2017
Iโ€™ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ˜†
๐Ÿ‘ฅ David Musyoka Guest Sep 9, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ…๏ธ๐Ÿงญ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ David Ochieng Guest Sep 3, 2017
Whatโ€™s a frogโ€™s favorite candy? Lollihops! ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿญ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Fadhila Guest Aug 31, 2017
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโ€™m gaining weight. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ˜…
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Kenneth Murithi Guest Aug 23, 2017
๐Ÿ˜… Needed this laugh, thanks!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Lucy Wangui Guest Aug 22, 2017
Why donโ€™t skeletons fight each other? They donโ€™t have the guts! ๐Ÿฆด๐Ÿ˜‚
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Hekima Guest Aug 21, 2017
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿด
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Josephine Nekesa Guest Jul 28, 2017
I run like the winded. ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ David Sokoine Guest Jul 28, 2017
๐Ÿ˜‚ So funny!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Shamsa Guest Jul 23, 2017
This is the kind of joke you donโ€™t forget! ๐Ÿ˜‚
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Josephine Nekesa Guest Jul 15, 2017
Why donโ€™t koalas count as bears? They donโ€™t have the koalifications! ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ“
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Asha Guest Jul 3, 2017
I don't sweatโ€”I sparkle! โœจ๐Ÿ˜…
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Khalifa Guest Jul 2, 2017
I havenโ€™t even gone to bed yet, and I already canโ€™t wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ˜†
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Safiya Guest Jun 28, 2017
I thought growing old would take longer. ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ‘ต
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Peter Mbise Guest Jun 20, 2017
Iโ€™m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜„
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Rukia Guest Jun 10, 2017
I donโ€™t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ’‡โ€โ™‚๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Robert Ndunguru Guest Jun 6, 2017
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Sultan Guest Jun 6, 2017
๐Ÿคฃ Didnโ€™t see it coming!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Daniel Obura Guest Jun 5, 2017
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโ€™t add up! โž•๐Ÿคจ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Frank Macha Guest Jun 5, 2017
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿค”
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Yahya Guest Jun 3, 2017
๐Ÿ˜„ You got me good!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Nahida Guest May 27, 2017
This joke is too funny, Iโ€™m sharing it with everyone! ๐Ÿ˜‚
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Mazrui Guest May 19, 2017
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿง 
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Moses Kipkemboi Guest May 2, 2017
๐Ÿ˜… I needed that!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Miriam Mchome Guest Apr 27, 2017
Iโ€™m not saying Iโ€™m Batman, but youโ€™ve never seen us in the same room together. ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿฆ‡
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Grace Wairimu Guest Apr 25, 2017
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโ€™ll go on ahead! ๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Athumani Guest Apr 21, 2017
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ‘ก
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Paul Ndomba Guest Apr 20, 2017
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐Ÿ•โœจ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Joy Wacera Guest Apr 19, 2017
Absolutely hilarious! Canโ€™t get enough! ๐Ÿ˜‚
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Amani Guest Apr 2, 2017
Whatโ€™s a ghostโ€™s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿฅง
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Joyce Aoko Guest Apr 1, 2017
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Janet Sumari Guest Mar 31, 2017
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Carol Nyakio Guest Mar 28, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ˜•๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ผ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Nassar Guest Mar 21, 2017
๐Ÿ˜ This made my day!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Mary Sokoine Guest Mar 17, 2017
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโ€™ve lost 15 days. ๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿ”
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Salum Guest Mar 16, 2017
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! ๐Ÿ‘ โšฝ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Daudi Guest Mar 13, 2017
Why donโ€™t scientists trust stairs? Theyโ€™re always leading you up to something! ๐Ÿงช๐Ÿชœ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Mercy Atieno Guest Feb 27, 2017
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽต
๐Ÿ‘ฅ John Mwangi Guest Feb 27, 2017
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ”‹
๐Ÿ‘ฅ John Malisa Guest Feb 26, 2017
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ’ธ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Nyota Guest Feb 18, 2017
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐Ÿขโณ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Mary Kidata Guest Feb 15, 2017
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐Ÿ“Œ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Alice Jebet Guest Feb 12, 2017
Iโ€™ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐Ÿง˜โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Stephen Amollo Guest Feb 4, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ…
๐Ÿ‘ฅ James Kawawa Guest Feb 3, 2017
Why donโ€™t skeletons play music in church? Because they donโ€™t have organs! โ›ช๐ŸŽถ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Sarafina Guest Feb 3, 2017
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐Ÿ•’โœˆ๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Kiza Guest Jan 25, 2017
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Abdullah Guest Jan 25, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿท
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Samson Tibaijuka Guest Jan 18, 2017
Dear math, Iโ€™m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿคฏ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Zulekha Guest Jan 16, 2017
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ด
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Kahina Guest Jan 16, 2017
๐Ÿคฃ Brilliant joke!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Agnes Njeri Guest Jan 7, 2017
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ˜†
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Mhina Guest Jan 5, 2017
Whatโ€™s a pirateโ€™s favorite exercise? The plank! ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿฆต
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Benjamin Masanja Guest Jan 4, 2017
Why donโ€™t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! ๐Ÿฆด๐ŸŽ‰
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Samuel Were Guest Jan 3, 2017
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐Ÿ’”
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Yusra Guest Dec 24, 2016
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโ€™re pointless! ๐Ÿ”บโšช
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Mary Kendi Guest Dec 22, 2016
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ‘‹
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Alex Nakitare Guest Dec 20, 2016
Why donโ€™t oysters share their pearls? Because theyโ€™re shellfish! ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿ˜œ

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