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Jokes That Make Life Better: 10 Humorous Antidotes for Stress

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Jokes That Make Life Better: 10 Humorous Antidotes for Stress

Life can be a rollercoaster ride filled with ups, downs, and the occasional loop-de-loop. But fear not! Amidst the chaos and stress, there is a silver lining – laughter! They say laughter is the best medicine, and boy, do we have the prescription for you. Get ready to chuckle, snort, and giggle your way to a happier life with these ten humorous antidotes for stress.

  1. The "Knock, Knock" Classic: Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, and we'll tell you a joke that'll make your stress melt like butter on a baking potato!

  2. The "Clumsy Waiter": Why did the waiter bring a ladder to the salad bar? Because the chef kept telling him the salad dressing was on the top shelf!

  3. The "Punny Parrot": Why did the parrot bring a ladder to the party? Because it wanted to be a high flyer!

  4. The "Dancing Shoes": Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!

  5. The "Tech Support Hilarity": Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus, and it couldn't stop sneezing bytes!

  6. The "Mix-Up at the Zoo": Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers!

  7. The "Baking Catastrophe": Why did the doughnut go to therapy? Because it felt a little glazed and confused!

  8. The "Coffee Break": Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because it was outstanding in its field!

  9. The "Fishy Tale": Why don't fish play basketball? Because they're afraid of the net!

  10. The "Squirrel Wisdom": Why don't squirrels trust trees? Because they're a little too shady!

Life is too short to take everything seriously. Embrace the absurdity and let laughter be your guiding star through the murky waters of stress. Remember to share these jokes with your loved ones and spread the joy – after all, laughter is highly contagious, and who doesn't want to be an agent of hilarity?

So, the next time you feel the weight of the world on your shoulders, take a moment to breathe, relax, and let these ten humorous antidotes whisk you away to a land of giggles and guffaws. A good belly laugh releases endorphins, boosts your mood, and helps you forget about those pesky stressors dragging you down.

Laughter truly is the secret ingredient to make life better. So, go forth, my fellow joke enthusiasts, and let the healing power of humor wash away your worries. Remember, if you can find humor in the absurdity of life, you can conquer anything that comes your way!

In conclusion, let's embrace the wisdom of American writer, Mark Twain, who once said, "Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand." So, arm yourself with these ten jokes, and remember, stress doesn't stand a chance when you're armed with a good sense of humor!

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πŸ‘₯ Joy Wacera Guest Oct 10, 2017
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. πŸ«πŸ˜‚
πŸ‘₯ Lucy Mahiga Guest Oct 4, 2017
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. πŸ˜‚πŸ€―
πŸ‘₯ Daudi Guest Sep 11, 2017
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? πŸ’ΈπŸ˜†
πŸ‘₯ David Musyoka Guest Sep 9, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬…οΈπŸ§­
πŸ‘₯ David Ochieng Guest Sep 3, 2017
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
πŸ‘₯ Fadhila Guest Aug 31, 2017
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. πŸ•πŸ˜…
πŸ‘₯ Kenneth Murithi Guest Aug 23, 2017
πŸ˜… Needed this laugh, thanks!
πŸ‘₯ Lucy Wangui Guest Aug 22, 2017
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! πŸ¦΄πŸ˜‚
πŸ‘₯ Hekima Guest Aug 21, 2017
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. πŸ”πŸ΄
πŸ‘₯ Josephine Nekesa Guest Jul 28, 2017
I run like the winded. πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸ’¨
πŸ‘₯ David Sokoine Guest Jul 28, 2017
πŸ˜‚ So funny!
πŸ‘₯ Shamsa Guest Jul 23, 2017
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! πŸ˜‚
πŸ‘₯ Josephine Nekesa Guest Jul 15, 2017
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! πŸ¨πŸŽ“
πŸ‘₯ Asha Guest Jul 3, 2017
I don't sweatβ€”I sparkle! βœ¨πŸ˜…
πŸ‘₯ Khalifa Guest Jul 2, 2017
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. πŸ›ŒπŸ˜†
πŸ‘₯ Safiya Guest Jun 28, 2017
I thought growing old would take longer. πŸ˜„πŸ‘΅
πŸ‘₯ Peter Mbise Guest Jun 20, 2017
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. πŸ˜΄πŸ˜„
πŸ‘₯ Rukia Guest Jun 10, 2017
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. πŸ›οΈπŸ’‡β€β™‚οΈ
πŸ‘₯ Robert Ndunguru Guest Jun 6, 2017
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. πŸ¦Έβ€β™€οΈπŸ˜…
πŸ‘₯ Sultan Guest Jun 6, 2017
🀣 Didn’t see it coming!
πŸ‘₯ Daniel Obura Guest Jun 5, 2017
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! βž•πŸ€¨
πŸ‘₯ Frank Macha Guest Jun 5, 2017
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? πŸ˜πŸ€”
πŸ‘₯ Yahya Guest Jun 3, 2017
πŸ˜„ You got me good!
πŸ‘₯ Nahida Guest May 27, 2017
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! πŸ˜‚
πŸ‘₯ Mazrui Guest May 19, 2017
My brain has too many tabs open. πŸ’»πŸ§ 
πŸ‘₯ Moses Kipkemboi Guest May 2, 2017
πŸ˜… I needed that!
πŸ‘₯ Miriam Mchome Guest Apr 27, 2017
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. πŸ¦Έβ€β™‚οΈπŸ¦‡
πŸ‘₯ Grace Wairimu Guest Apr 25, 2017
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! πŸŽ©πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ
πŸ‘₯ Athumani Guest Apr 21, 2017
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! πŸΈπŸ‘‘
πŸ‘₯ Paul Ndomba Guest Apr 20, 2017
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! πŸ•βœ¨
πŸ‘₯ Joy Wacera Guest Apr 19, 2017
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! πŸ˜‚
πŸ‘₯ Amani Guest Apr 2, 2017
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! πŸ‘»πŸ₯§
πŸ‘₯ Joyce Aoko Guest Apr 1, 2017
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! πŸ•°οΈπŸ›‹οΈ
πŸ‘₯ Janet Sumari Guest Mar 31, 2017
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! πŸŸπŸ‘οΈ
πŸ‘₯ Carol Nyakio Guest Mar 28, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. β˜•πŸ‘¨β€πŸ’Ό
πŸ‘₯ Nassar Guest Mar 21, 2017
😁 This made my day!
πŸ‘₯ Mary Sokoine Guest Mar 17, 2017
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. πŸ“…πŸ”
πŸ‘₯ Salum Guest Mar 16, 2017
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! πŸ‘ βš½
πŸ‘₯ Daudi Guest Mar 13, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! πŸ§ͺπŸͺœ
πŸ‘₯ Mercy Atieno Guest Feb 27, 2017
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎢🎡
πŸ‘₯ John Mwangi Guest Feb 27, 2017
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! πŸŠπŸ”‹
πŸ‘₯ John Malisa Guest Feb 26, 2017
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. πŸ’ΌπŸ’Έ
πŸ‘₯ Nyota Guest Feb 18, 2017
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐒⏳
πŸ‘₯ Mary Kidata Guest Feb 15, 2017
Haha, this joke is a keeper! πŸ“Œ
πŸ‘₯ Alice Jebet Guest Feb 12, 2017
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. πŸ§˜β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜†
πŸ‘₯ Stephen Amollo Guest Feb 4, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! πŸŒΎπŸ…
πŸ‘₯ James Kawawa Guest Feb 3, 2017
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! β›ͺ🎢
πŸ‘₯ Sarafina Guest Feb 3, 2017
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. πŸ•’βœˆοΈ
πŸ‘₯ Kiza Guest Jan 25, 2017
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
πŸ‘₯ Abdullah Guest Jan 25, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! πŸ‡πŸ·
πŸ‘₯ Samson Tibaijuka Guest Jan 18, 2017
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. πŸ“šπŸ€―
πŸ‘₯ Zulekha Guest Jan 16, 2017
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. πŸ†πŸ˜΄
πŸ‘₯ Kahina Guest Jan 16, 2017
🀣 Brilliant joke!
πŸ‘₯ Agnes Njeri Guest Jan 7, 2017
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. πŸ’πŸ˜†
πŸ‘₯ Mhina Guest Jan 5, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ¦΅
πŸ‘₯ Benjamin Masanja Guest Jan 4, 2017
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! πŸ¦΄πŸŽ‰
πŸ‘₯ Samuel Were Guest Jan 3, 2017
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! β°πŸ’”
πŸ‘₯ Yusra Guest Dec 24, 2016
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! πŸ”Ίβšͺ
πŸ‘₯ Mary Kendi Guest Dec 22, 2016
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! πŸŒŠπŸ‘‹
πŸ‘₯ Alex Nakitare Guest Dec 20, 2016
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! πŸ¦ͺ😜

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