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Jaffar
Guest
Mar 21, 2018
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Shabani
Guest
Mar 20, 2018
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Sharifa
Guest
Feb 27, 2018
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Mchuma
Guest
Feb 23, 2018
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Kahina
Guest
Feb 19, 2018
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Raha
Guest
Jan 28, 2018
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jan 26, 2018
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Juma
Guest
Jan 26, 2018
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Mohamed
Guest
Jan 22, 2018
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Husna
Guest
Jan 17, 2018
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jan 10, 2018
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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John Lissu
Guest
Dec 28, 2017
😂 Sharing right away!
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Dec 27, 2017
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Dec 25, 2017
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Dec 24, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Salma
Guest
Dec 24, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Dec 22, 2017
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Khalifa
Guest
Dec 12, 2017
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Dec 10, 2017
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Dec 5, 2017
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Dec 3, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Dec 1, 2017
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Nov 21, 2017
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Rehema
Guest
Nov 19, 2017
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Nov 3, 2017
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Oct 31, 2017
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Oct 22, 2017
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Oct 22, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Maimuna
Guest
Oct 17, 2017
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Oct 14, 2017
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Victor Malima
Guest
Oct 14, 2017
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Oct 13, 2017
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Oct 2, 2017
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Sep 22, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Sep 21, 2017
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Salima
Guest
Sep 13, 2017
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Sep 6, 2017
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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James Kawawa
Guest
Sep 5, 2017
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Aug 31, 2017
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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John Kamande
Guest
Aug 16, 2017
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Aug 8, 2017
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Tabu
Guest
Jul 27, 2017
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Omar
Guest
Jul 19, 2017
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jul 18, 2017
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Hashim
Guest
Jul 14, 2017
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jul 2, 2017
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Saidi
Guest
Jul 1, 2017
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jun 14, 2017
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Warda
Guest
Jun 4, 2017
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jun 2, 2017
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Joy Wacera
Guest
May 26, 2017
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Zuhura
Guest
May 24, 2017
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Chris Okello
Guest
May 19, 2017
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Irene Makena
Guest
May 19, 2017
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Baridi
Guest
May 7, 2017
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Jaffar
Guest
May 6, 2017
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
May 3, 2017
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Apr 7, 2017
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Apr 5, 2017
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
