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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Feb 13, 2018
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Feb 8, 2018
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jan 28, 2018
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Mazrui
Guest
Jan 22, 2018
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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David Musyoka
Guest
Jan 18, 2018
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jan 9, 2018
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jan 4, 2018
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Dec 21, 2017
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Zulekha
Guest
Nov 24, 2017
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Nov 16, 2017
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Nov 15, 2017
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Nov 12, 2017
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Jafari
Guest
Oct 31, 2017
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Neema
Guest
Oct 30, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Oct 26, 2017
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Oct 24, 2017
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Oct 12, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Oct 7, 2017
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Sep 30, 2017
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Ahmed
Guest
Sep 25, 2017
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Abdillah
Guest
Sep 22, 2017
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Sep 22, 2017
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Sep 19, 2017
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Sep 5, 2017
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Sep 3, 2017
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Ann Awino
Guest
Sep 3, 2017
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Aug 6, 2017
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 1, 2017
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jul 30, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Jul 22, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Kiza
Guest
Jul 18, 2017
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jul 16, 2017
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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James Mduma
Guest
Jul 12, 2017
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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John Lissu
Guest
Jul 10, 2017
😃 Instant mood boost!
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jul 5, 2017
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jul 2, 2017
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Saidi
Guest
Jun 25, 2017
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Makame
Guest
Jun 24, 2017
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jun 23, 2017
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Masika
Guest
Jun 11, 2017
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Rehema
Guest
Jun 8, 2017
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jun 6, 2017
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Susan Wangari
Guest
May 24, 2017
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Maimuna
Guest
May 19, 2017
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
May 12, 2017
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
May 2, 2017
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Aziza
Guest
Apr 24, 2017
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Fadhila
Guest
Apr 21, 2017
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Neema
Guest
Apr 13, 2017
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Zawadi
Guest
Apr 2, 2017
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Mar 27, 2017
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Mar 19, 2017
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Mar 17, 2017
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Mar 16, 2017
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Mustafa
Guest
Mar 13, 2017
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Habiba
Guest
Mar 12, 2017
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Mar 9, 2017
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Nassar
Guest
Mar 7, 2017
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Mar 3, 2017
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Mar 2, 2017
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
