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John Malisa
Guest
Nov 7, 2017
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Oct 31, 2017
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Nashon
Guest
Oct 28, 2017
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Oct 26, 2017
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Shamim
Guest
Oct 24, 2017
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Kazija
Guest
Oct 24, 2017
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Oct 11, 2017
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Oct 6, 2017
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Fikiri
Guest
Oct 4, 2017
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Mwafirika
Guest
Sep 30, 2017
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Arifa
Guest
Sep 6, 2017
😄 You got me good!
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Sep 4, 2017
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Abdillah
Guest
Sep 2, 2017
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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David Ochieng
Guest
Sep 2, 2017
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Jabir
Guest
Aug 31, 2017
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Azima
Guest
Aug 21, 2017
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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David Kawawa
Guest
Aug 20, 2017
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Bakari
Guest
Aug 11, 2017
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Aug 7, 2017
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jul 26, 2017
😂 So funny!
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Ndoto
Guest
Jul 14, 2017
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jul 9, 2017
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Rehema
Guest
Jul 7, 2017
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Husna
Guest
Jul 7, 2017
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jul 6, 2017
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jul 5, 2017
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jul 2, 2017
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Jun 30, 2017
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jun 25, 2017
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Jun 12, 2017
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Mazrui
Guest
Jun 9, 2017
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Kheri
Guest
Jun 7, 2017
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jun 6, 2017
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Fikiri
Guest
May 26, 2017
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Charles Mboje
Guest
May 26, 2017
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Victor Kimario
Guest
May 5, 2017
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Apr 26, 2017
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Mhina
Guest
Apr 22, 2017
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Jamal
Guest
Apr 17, 2017
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Apr 16, 2017
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Apr 16, 2017
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Apr 4, 2017
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Zainab
Guest
Mar 20, 2017
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Frank Macha
Guest
Mar 19, 2017
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Victor Malima
Guest
Mar 12, 2017
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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George Tenga
Guest
Mar 6, 2017
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Feb 22, 2017
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Feb 17, 2017
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Fadhili
Guest
Feb 6, 2017
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Mazrui
Guest
Feb 6, 2017
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jan 23, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Khadija
Guest
Jan 15, 2017
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jan 15, 2017
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Jan 7, 2017
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Latifa
Guest
Jan 5, 2017
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Nassor
Guest
Jan 3, 2017
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jan 1, 2017
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Dec 29, 2016
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Dec 28, 2016
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
