Short Answer: "You're attractive, let's stick together! π"
Explanation: The paper clip is making a playful pun by referring to the magnet as "attractive," which could mean both physically appealing and having the ability to attract objects. By saying "let's stick together," the paper clip is referring to how magnets attract objects, but also humorously suggesting a desire for a close relationship with the magnet. The use of the π emoji adds a cheerful and affectionate tone to the conversation, making it funny and lighthearted.
John Malisa (Guest) on November 7, 2017
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 31, 2017
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyβd be bagels! π₯―π
Nashon (Guest) on October 28, 2017
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! π§ββοΈπ€§
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on October 26, 2017
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyβre always stuffed! π§Έπ½οΈ
Shamim (Guest) on October 24, 2017
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! π β½
Kazija (Guest) on October 24, 2017
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ππ°
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 11, 2017
If you think nobody cares if youβre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ππ΅
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on October 6, 2017
You know youβre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ποΈπ
Fikiri (Guest) on October 4, 2017
Sorry, I canβt come to the phone right now. Iβm busy being fabulous. ππ
Mwafirika (Guest) on September 30, 2017
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Arifa (Guest) on September 6, 2017
π You got me good!
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on September 4, 2017
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ππ
Abdillah (Guest) on September 2, 2017
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. π·π
David Ochieng (Guest) on September 2, 2017
Why donβt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! π¦π€‘
Jabir (Guest) on August 31, 2017
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. πΈποΈ
Azima (Guest) on August 21, 2017
Iβm on a 24-hour coffee break. ββ³
David Kawawa (Guest) on August 20, 2017
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ππ¬
Bakari (Guest) on August 11, 2017
π Iβm saving this one!
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on August 7, 2017
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! π
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on July 26, 2017
π So funny!
Ndoto (Guest) on July 14, 2017
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. β±οΈπ
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on July 9, 2017
Whatβs a vampireβs favorite fruit? A blood orange! π§ββοΈπ
Rehema (Guest) on July 7, 2017
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ΅
Husna (Guest) on July 7, 2017
π I can't stop laughing at this one!
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on July 6, 2017
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ππ
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on July 5, 2017
π Pure comedy gold!
Anna Mchome (Guest) on July 2, 2017
π€£ This joke is too good!
Irene Akoth (Guest) on June 30, 2017
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! βπ
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on June 25, 2017
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. π»ποΈ
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on June 12, 2017
π Iβm sending this to everyone I know!
Mazrui (Guest) on June 9, 2017
Running late is my cardio. ππββοΈ
Kheri (Guest) on June 7, 2017
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππ
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on June 6, 2017
Why couldnβt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ππ
Fikiri (Guest) on May 26, 2017
Love this! Keep them coming! π
Charles Mboje (Guest) on May 26, 2017
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. π‘π΄
Victor Kimario (Guest) on May 5, 2017
Why donβt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! π½π
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on April 26, 2017
π Definitely my new go-to joke!
Mhina (Guest) on April 22, 2017
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Jamal (Guest) on April 17, 2017
Whatβs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ππ’
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on April 16, 2017
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ππ
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on April 16, 2017
π Instant mood boost!
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 4, 2017
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! πΏοΈπ°
Zainab (Guest) on March 20, 2017
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€π¬
Frank Macha (Guest) on March 19, 2017
Why donβt you write with a broken pencil? Because itβs pointless! βοΈπ
Victor Malima (Guest) on March 12, 2017
I donβt trip, I do random gravity checks. ππ€£
George Tenga (Guest) on March 6, 2017
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! π¦¨βοΈ
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on February 22, 2017
Iβm not weird; Iβm limited edition. ππ¦
Rose Waithera (Guest) on February 17, 2017
π€£ This oneβs fire!
Fadhili (Guest) on February 6, 2017
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. π’β³
Mazrui (Guest) on February 6, 2017
Iβm not procrastinating, Iβm just on a procrastination break. β³π
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on January 23, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. π¦πΈ
Khadija (Guest) on January 15, 2017
Iβm not late. Iβm just early for tomorrow. β°π
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on January 15, 2017
This is pure comedy gold! π
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on January 7, 2017
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. πΌπ΄
Latifa (Guest) on January 5, 2017
What do you call a bear thatβs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! π»π§οΈ
Omar (Guest) on January 5, 2017
Iβm not overweight. Iβm just under-tall. ποΈββοΈπ€
Nassor (Guest) on January 3, 2017
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ€¨
Rose Waithera (Guest) on January 1, 2017
Iβm still cracking up, that was brilliant! π€£
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on December 29, 2016
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! π₯·π
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on December 28, 2016
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyβre always catching bugs! π·οΈπ»