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What did the stamp say to the envelope?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Short Answer: Stick with me, and we'll go places! πŸ’ŒπŸ’¨

Explanation: The stamp is making a pun by using the phrase "stick with me" as a play on words. Usually, stamps are stuck onto envelopes, but here the stamp is suggesting that if the envelope sticks with it, they will both travel to different places together. The use of the emoji adds a playful and lighthearted touch to the response.

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