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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Apr 27, 2018
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Maida
Guest
Apr 21, 2018
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Apr 18, 2018
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Mashaka
Guest
Apr 10, 2018
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Apr 10, 2018
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Mjaka
Guest
Apr 9, 2018
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Apr 8, 2018
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Apr 5, 2018
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Shani
Guest
Mar 20, 2018
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Mar 6, 2018
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Daudi
Guest
Mar 5, 2018
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Bahati
Guest
Feb 24, 2018
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Issa
Guest
Feb 23, 2018
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Amani
Guest
Feb 20, 2018
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Rubea
Guest
Feb 16, 2018
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Feb 12, 2018
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Shukuru
Guest
Feb 10, 2018
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jan 26, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Jan 24, 2018
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Khamis
Guest
Jan 20, 2018
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Jan 18, 2018
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jan 17, 2018
😂 I’m dying!
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jan 9, 2018
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Dec 31, 2017
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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George Ndungu
Guest
Dec 29, 2017
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Dec 27, 2017
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Binti
Guest
Dec 27, 2017
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Dec 13, 2017
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Dec 6, 2017
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Leila
Guest
Dec 3, 2017
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Nov 29, 2017
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Nov 29, 2017
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Asha
Guest
Nov 24, 2017
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Nov 22, 2017
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Azima
Guest
Nov 18, 2017
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Nasra
Guest
Nov 10, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Nov 7, 2017
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Nov 3, 2017
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Oct 19, 2017
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Halimah
Guest
Oct 18, 2017
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Tambwe
Guest
Oct 15, 2017
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Ndoto
Guest
Oct 14, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Sep 27, 2017
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Mohamed
Guest
Sep 25, 2017
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Sep 24, 2017
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Kheri
Guest
Aug 31, 2017
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Shabani
Guest
Aug 30, 2017
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Mariam
Guest
Aug 25, 2017
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Aug 23, 2017
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Aug 19, 2017
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Tambwe
Guest
Aug 14, 2017
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Aug 7, 2017
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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James Mduma
Guest
Aug 4, 2017
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Aug 4, 2017
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jul 26, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Zainab
Guest
Jul 18, 2017
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jul 11, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Makame
Guest
Jul 8, 2017
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jun 2, 2017
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
