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Tabitha Okumu
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Apr 27, 2018
๐ You got me good!
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Mwagonda
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Apr 24, 2018
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
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Grace Wairimu
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Apr 22, 2018
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
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Anna Kibwana
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Apr 15, 2018
๐ Nailed it!
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Zulekha
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Apr 3, 2018
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
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Sofia
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Feb 23, 2018
Why donโt some fish play piano? Because you canโt tuna fish! ๐๐น
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David Sokoine
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Feb 23, 2018
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
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Raphael Okoth
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Feb 1, 2018
They say 'donโt try this at home,' so Iโm coming over to your house to try it. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ก
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Farida
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Jan 25, 2018
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
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Michael Mboya
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Jan 24, 2018
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
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Athumani
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Jan 16, 2018
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
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Biashara
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Jan 4, 2018
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
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Janet Wambura
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Dec 28, 2017
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
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Mwajabu
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Dec 24, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
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Azima
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Dec 17, 2017
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
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Sofia
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Dec 13, 2017
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
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Elizabeth Malima
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Dec 7, 2017
Why donโt scientists trust stairs? Theyโre always leading you up to something! ๐งช๐ช
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Brian Karanja
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Nov 21, 2017
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
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Josephine
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Nov 18, 2017
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
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Fredrick Mutiso
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Nov 10, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ
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Francis Njeru
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Nov 10, 2017
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
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Frank Sokoine
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Nov 4, 2017
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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David Musyoka
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Oct 22, 2017
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnโt handle the power struggle! ๐ฑ๐
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Janet Sumaye
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Oct 22, 2017
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
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Moses Mwita
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Oct 15, 2017
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ
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Leila
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Oct 9, 2017
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
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Jane Malecela
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Oct 8, 2017
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐๐
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Maida
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Oct 6, 2017
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
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Wande
Guest
Oct 2, 2017
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
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Samson Mahiga
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Sep 28, 2017
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ
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Mwanakhamis
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Sep 9, 2017
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
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Amina
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Aug 28, 2017
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! โ๐
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Joy Wacera
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Aug 28, 2017
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ
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Moses Mwita
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Aug 18, 2017
Thanks Ackyshine
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Mwanais
Guest
Aug 11, 2017
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
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Khamis
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Aug 10, 2017
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐
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Issa
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Aug 1, 2017
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
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Rahma
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Jul 25, 2017
I don't sweatโI sparkle! โจ๐
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Rabia
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Jul 22, 2017
๐ Rolling on the floor!
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Tambwe
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Jul 19, 2017
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐ฉ๐
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Samuel Were
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Jul 17, 2017
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
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Halima
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Jul 16, 2017
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
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Susan Wangari
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Jun 18, 2017
Why donโt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐๏ธโ๏ธ
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Ramadhan
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Jun 15, 2017
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
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Bahati
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Jun 14, 2017
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด
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Abdullah
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Jun 7, 2017
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐
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Mwanaidi
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May 22, 2017
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
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George Wanjala
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May 16, 2017
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
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Rose Waithera
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Apr 18, 2017
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
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Zainab
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Apr 18, 2017
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
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Mary Sokoine
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Apr 18, 2017
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
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Agnes Sumaye
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Apr 2, 2017
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
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Apr 1, 2017
Iโm not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐ก๐
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Joy Wacera
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Mar 21, 2017
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
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Mustafa
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Mar 8, 2017
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
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Hashim
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Feb 28, 2017
I thought growing old would take longer. ๐๐ต
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Charles Wafula
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Feb 18, 2017
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
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Joyce Nkya
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Feb 18, 2017
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
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Alice Mwikali
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Feb 15, 2017
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
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Francis Njeru
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Jan 28, 2017
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค