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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Apr 27, 2018
😄 You got me good!
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Mwagonda
Guest
Apr 24, 2018
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Apr 22, 2018
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Apr 15, 2018
😄 Nailed it!
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Zulekha
Guest
Apr 3, 2018
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Sofia
Guest
Feb 23, 2018
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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David Sokoine
Guest
Feb 23, 2018
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Feb 1, 2018
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Farida
Guest
Jan 25, 2018
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jan 24, 2018
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Athumani
Guest
Jan 16, 2018
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Biashara
Guest
Jan 4, 2018
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Dec 28, 2017
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Mwajabu
Guest
Dec 24, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Azima
Guest
Dec 17, 2017
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Sofia
Guest
Dec 13, 2017
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Dec 7, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Nov 21, 2017
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Josephine
Guest
Nov 18, 2017
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Nov 10, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Nov 10, 2017
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Nov 4, 2017
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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David Musyoka
Guest
Oct 22, 2017
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Oct 22, 2017
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Oct 15, 2017
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Leila
Guest
Oct 9, 2017
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Oct 8, 2017
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Maida
Guest
Oct 6, 2017
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Wande
Guest
Oct 2, 2017
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Sep 28, 2017
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Sep 9, 2017
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Amina
Guest
Aug 28, 2017
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Aug 28, 2017
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Aug 18, 2017
Thanks Ackyshine
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Mwanais
Guest
Aug 11, 2017
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Khamis
Guest
Aug 10, 2017
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Rahma
Guest
Jul 25, 2017
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Rabia
Guest
Jul 22, 2017
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Tambwe
Guest
Jul 19, 2017
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jul 17, 2017
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Halima
Guest
Jul 16, 2017
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Jun 18, 2017
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jun 15, 2017
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Bahati
Guest
Jun 14, 2017
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Abdullah
Guest
Jun 7, 2017
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Mwanaidi
Guest
May 22, 2017
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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George Wanjala
Guest
May 16, 2017
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Apr 18, 2017
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Zainab
Guest
Apr 18, 2017
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Apr 18, 2017
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Apr 2, 2017
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Apr 1, 2017
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Mar 21, 2017
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Mustafa
Guest
Mar 8, 2017
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Hashim
Guest
Feb 28, 2017
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Feb 18, 2017
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Feb 18, 2017
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Feb 15, 2017
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jan 28, 2017
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
